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ok, dead in the water for a lil tiddy biddy bit, but I've simply been running all over the place (in my head) and doing nothing in particular, you know how it is! I hope I can throw some more sketches on here, I have a grand total of 2 sketches on show! Horrific!

#lamp thoughts #HIII OMG ANON RESURRECTED ME

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Thank you so much for the haurchefant/estinien content. I keep coming back to your screenshot posts because they're so lovely ❤️❤️❤️

GASP- Oh gods you have REMINDED me that I have been neglecting the boys. I'm so glad you like the content I spew out every so often, truly!!! I hope I can offer you more to come back to look at, friend! You fuel me...!!!! happy seasonal shindig to u, anon, bless u so much. made my day!

#lamp asks #I LOVE YOUUUUUU

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*Italian guy throwing a blogger into a trash compactor while smoking a cigar*

there’s ya friggin’ man crush monday ya fucking computer idiot 

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who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

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wheres that gif of a dude playing golf but he lands it like a fire emblem crit animation

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i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

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This is an incredible story.

A man assassinates a former prime minister and gives his demands to the government who turn around and go “Actually yeah, these are quite a good ideas.”

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This is an incredible story.

A man assassinates a former prime minister and gives his demands to the government who turn around and go “Actually yeah, these are quite a good ideas.”

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I think I've worked out (part of the reason) why there's been such a huge uptick in folks who don't reblog things on here.

This post has like 14k notes right now, and the tags and comments and reblogs are FULL of people who didn't know about fast-reblog, and -- you guys have been slow-reblogging this whole time!?!??!?!?

In the interests of a) making your lives easier, and b) encouraging you to reblog posts, which is what keeps this site alive, here's how you fast-reblog:

On mobile: press and hold the reblog button. Your blog icon will appear. If you have sideblogs, all of the different icons will appear. Drag to whichever blog you want to reblog to, and release. Job done.

On desktop: hold down the E key and click reblog. Job done.

You're welcome. Now get reblogging.

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every now and again I will remember this post from the bread baking reddit

and the words “horf some cronts” will float through my mind and I just

lose it every time

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literally what is with the influx of porn bot follows im getting

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i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

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customer service lego lady is kinda bad 🤤

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All these bots following me don't know they're following a tumblr that does nothing but scream into the wind I'm not trapped here with you, you're trapped here with ME!

#lamp thoughts #geddouttahereeeee

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rating: T (mostly language)

fic summary:

Fellas, is it gay to bond with your infirmary-mate while trying to set him up with your crush?

Or: Aymeric accidentally confesses his love for both Estinien and Haurchefant in the wake of a ball to celebrate the Ishgard Restoration. Estinien and Haurchefant proceed to be noble dumbasses.

chapter update: 7/9

Lucia does NOT get paid enough for this.

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girl help they are making me do my job at work