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ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

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We're making out and he starts grabbing my crotch through my ebay Tripp pants and I say "wait, hold on," and take out my phone. I unsubscribe from r/virgin.

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Splash mountain shouldn't be rethemed to go with Princess and the Frog. If they were absolutely determined to make a Tiana themed ride at Disney world, they should have built a restaurant with a connected river ride like the Mexico pavilion at Epcot.

Splash mountain's retheming should have been based on Brother Bear.

And as you climb the part before the big drop you get the northern lights spooling out around you, like cave paintings suddenly coming to life along the walls, some probably appropriate mystical build-up music, before the older brother eagle shows up right at the crest, then you plunge down into the salmon run and get some more delightful Phil Collins music.

Just saying, we could have gotten two cool rides and a sweet Cajun sit down restaurant, instead of one ride that doesn't make much sense build wise.

#i would have preferred this. but you have to understand splash mountain is in magic kingdom #and they'd probably want a brother bear ride at animal kingdom. if at all

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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

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#god.

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I hate this whole needing money to live thing

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Thunder

#SO GOOD

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Comostola cf. orestias

#looks like a sugar cookie #insects

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(having mildly hard time drawing) i hate doing this shit i’m never doing it again (having mildly fun time drawing) i love this shit it’s what i was born to do (having mildly hard time drawing) i hate this shi

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does anyone know what you’re supposed to do after graduating college

#i was gonna wait it out and see if you guys knew :[

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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the jerk store called. and they said. sorry wrong number. i love you

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