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can i have "pre-mafia morizai" for the wip game?

this fic is really only two full scenes and a handful of unconnected paragraphs but i really do want to finish it at some point. it was inspired by a post i made here and i said i would write it but it just keeps getting pushed back. anyway, have a little snippet :)

"Modern ovens don't even use coal gas," Mori grumbles, shaking his head as he bends down to pull the boy's face out of the small electric oven by the back of his collar the way one would scruff a misbehaving kitten. He sometimes hesitates to call this strange creature a boy - his singular wide brown eye and gangly limbs speak of childhood but his sharp grin and intelligent quips seem to hint at something much more insidious hiding beneath. Dazai turns his doe-eyed stare on him and all thoughts of the boy's potential threat level vanish. It's hard to feel intimidated by something so… "Mori-sensei," Dazai whines, "you're always ruining my fun." … annoying.

#morizai #wahh 💓

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[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

#sigh #dazai #skk #fukumori

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The "wow this relationship was so compelling and/or queer I'm sure that there is much fan stuff" to "Oh yeah I forgot the fandom branded these characters as having a familial relationship such as siblings or parent/child and harassed people who said otherwise" pipeline

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#malleus wrote this post #twst

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ok now draw him writhing around on the floor whimpering and bleeding

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I'm like if a beautiful little anime girl with broken angel wings and amputated limbs was a regular looking adult man with no angel wings and all of his limbs still attached

#i was gonna tag this with #fyodor #but uhm #one of these things is currently untrue

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#kuroshitsuji #oh wow this is so pretty #good shapes good shapes

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*tears streaming down my face as i desperately grab at the fabric of your shirt* am i at least cringe and annoying in a fuckable way

#me too bestie #dazai

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#the shitty dark era dazai bootleg from amazon sometimes makes it into bed with me #i like to slap his little face to stim #as one does

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does anyone wanna brutally murder me. i'll suck you off if you'd like

#dazai #yeah

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bungou stray dogs as petfinder cats

#blasphemous rumors fucks so hard as a cat name jshdkdkd #hehe + haha are a set do not separate

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I reread Kunikida and Katai's Magnificient Days (which coincidentally happens on New Year's Eve) and these two made me soft again.

two bros spending the new year together to wish a happy one to all of you 💖

#kunikatai #appy slices for the boyfriend #fanart #artistic liberties? no this is absolutely correct

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googling “how to get pussy from a beautiful man after ruining his life” because I’m delusional

#this is #dazango #and #morizai #🤪 to me

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How can I make memes when this is literally already peak comedy.

Chuuya: Yo, the bitch dead?

Dazai: God, I fucking hope so.

#oh my goddddd #skk #bsd spoilers

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Fukuzawa held such quiet sass as a child 🤣

#BABYYYYYYY #BABY CREATURE #fukuzawa #bsd spoilers

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Wait no all the memes about skk watching nikolai mourn fyodor are funny af yeah yeah 'live skk reaction', 'they have a slur on the tip of their tongue' etc etc but honestly??? From the look of their faces theyre probably going through some variation of this Madeline Miller quote from Circe in their heads

#oh wow ouch owie #skk