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Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking
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You should read The Princess and the Peasant it's really good lol
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My new game called "Jamiroquai's Trap"
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
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need to be someone's deranged obsessed guard dog. need to be your weapon. need need need need you. growling when people get too close to you. licking and biting at your shoulder. kneeling before you. head on your lap. sharp teeth and thick claws, wagging tail. goodboy good boy good boy
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Werewolf boyfriend
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I can't fucking wait to get blicked by the K9 Civilian Kill-o-tron for getting one too many refills at McDonalds
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forcefem basement group chat:
unlucky-victim: the estrogen is kicking in :(
feminised_lad: I'm tired of being chained to the radiator
repressing_random: it's normal right? this...this is fine
Australian-dave: crikey i think I'm turning into a sheila! rippah!
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meow
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Do you have any more info on pop? She's so cute
She's a mime with a gun.
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The alphabetized files at my ranger station lead to some interesting mental pictures
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