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boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I look at twink ass on company time
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save me four on the floor hardcore music....save meeeeee
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orville peck
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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays
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Piece #2 of Harry in ridiculous shirts, quick time change for stat bonuses this time! Kim is not pleased
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straight women complain about liking men, gay men are too busy drooling over a boring dude (its me im gay men)
i love men so much i feel like im going to puke
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love how i'm casually going through the "gifted" STEM boy to depressed exhibitionist girl pipeline
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Ever wonder what it sounds like to be mounted and bred, to be forced to organs until you physically can’t anymore?
5 minutes of stuffed puppy noises, you’re welcome
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tboy swag son or stone butch realness daughter
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I'd say i am the opposite of straight passing, i.e. when i tell a group of people i like girls too, all of them have a shocked expression and at least one says "really?"
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your honer they're in love
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lemme grind my pussy on this stalagmite real quick lol
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[youtube shorts tts voice] This ghost stuck a finger up his own bum. a man was haunted by unusual noises at night, and decided to record his room as he slept. after several uneventful hours, a pale specter appeared in the room next to his bed. it did nothing for a while, before removing its pants and inserting a finger into its bum hole. and that's how
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made this forever ago and forgot to post
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Posting this bc of all the new Dune fans: grimes' first album was actually a Dune-themed concept album. Worth listening to, even though it was made on garageband
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Car Lesbians is finally getting the attention it deserves
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Bad representation everyone knows lesbians can’t drive
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