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VIKTOR HARGREEVES ft. a burning hill, mitski emoji meme | @michaelmercer sent 💥

#Oh Man

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"If the Hargreeves had phones every season would end in two episodes!" Babe if there were cell phones in the Umbrella Academy it would be so much worse. Not a single person in that house is capable of conveying information in a coherent manner. Diego has them all blocked. Viktor only listens to his voicemail in bulk once a month. Five developed his own shorthand during the apocalypse that he truly thinks is coherent to other human beings (it is not). Luther, by nature of who he is, absolutely Does Not Text for any reason and keeps calling the others. Klaus is carrying at least four conversations in the same thread at any given point in time. Even if they all managed to remember that they owned phones (unlikely) and then proceeded to convey relevant information in a timely fashion (even less likely), not a single one of them would figure it out. Allison could probably muster the braincells necessary but would not under any circumstances manage to stay on task long enough to do anything about it. Phones would absolutely not help with anything at all.

#five would not have a cell phone the idea of having a constantly trackable device on him at all times would give him hives

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i can't believe the umbrella academy hasn't done a time loop episode. i wanna see five lose his mind and not even consider telling any of his siblings what's happening until like the 74th loop

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"kill them with kindness!" WRONG. violin 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻

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— How they’ll screw you, all up and over, then feed you silence for dessert.  [x]

LUTHER HARGREEVES + his lack of bodily agency

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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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wait isn’t it David’s birthday today? on man tits monday no less??

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Allison said Ray died ‘9 years ago at the age of 82’ in the S3 2019 timeline, which means he lived long enough to see the first black president be elected (which he was so excited to hear about in the 60’s)

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Breaking news: There is no CGI for Captain Marvel's powers in the MCU because Brie Larson was born on October 1st 1989, making her a part of the Umbrella Academy.

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elliot page as viktor hargreeves the umbrella academy | run boy run

#these outfits were sooo good

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Yes I want more of all the Sparrows, but the implication that Fei and Sloane were close is such an underrated thing, like that is the peak of scary goth and kind natured sunshine duo and I would like to see it

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Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

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if anyone was wondering I don't dance goes far too well with the footloose scene

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Train conductor spotting Fei waiting on the platform and going to assist her: where are you going today, miss?

Fei: to commit a felony :)

Conductor:

Fei:

Conductor:

Fei:

Fei: OOOHH you mean what station!

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Assuming the ua writers aren’t gonna run with the trans Diego thing if Lila ended up pregnant would that be fucked up or what