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why am i excited for a voiced fallout protagonist?

i’ll get to hear gold mines like these said out loud

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♡ a modern frieren ♡

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

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I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kid’s privacy and personal life

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*cue laugh track*

oh you

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I think a lot about this cunty diamond dog from hueys trial

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one underappreciated feature of hellsing is that there are context clues throughout that the poses aren't just there for the stage direction, but are to be understood as something the characters are actually doing because they're all so flamboyant

it doesn't like, ever really come up, but it's striking when you realise that alucard is doing parodies of walter's poses during their fight, because he's making fun of him. he's even squeezing his hands around invisible wires

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