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me and u both ouppy

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mr gerrymandering keay, as the people wanted

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i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it

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Doyle Canon: This is Dr. John Watson. He has managed to have multiple love affairs on three different continents. He is a love machine. A sex god, if you will. Able to woo multiple Victorian ladies.

80% of Sherlock Holmes Adaptations: This is Dr. John Watson. He looks like a hamster.

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Sachin Teng

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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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brutalist candy cane

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one minute you're at work experiencing stress levels that would kill a full grown horse and the next you're psychologically cold-cocked by someone in your tumblr DMs mistaking you for their 55-year old milf ex-girlfriend named joan and calling you a bitch but promising that he's good for you because he fixed up the plumbing on the house and installed cabinets in the kitchen

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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

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Views of the sun from three planets. The Physical Sciences. Revised Edition. 1950. 

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a weighted blanket is not enough please compress me into a .zip file

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- found wanting

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