rainy day in budapest
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simon is so committed to the cause that he'll fuck the monarchy in every way he can 🙏
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Downton Abbey is wild because the stakes are always either SUPER low or crazy high. It’s like, one episode is, “Who will win the gardening contest at the fair? Is the countess cheating?” And another episode is, “The eldest daughter’s fiancé died in the Titanic, then she hooked up with a Turkish diplomat, her first ever sexual experience, and he DIED IN HER BED DURING THE CONJUGAL ACT, and now she has to move his corpse back to his bed without being of suspected of murder, BECAUSE IT COULD START A WAR, and also if people find out she’s ‘damaged goods’ and she can’t find an advantageous match, her family will LOSE THEIR ANCESTRAL HOME!” Then the show’s like, “A maid wants to become a secretary! Will she beat the odds?”
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Simon really said “fuck the monarchy” and Wille went “you can if you want to”
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gays in european boarding schools just hit different
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if you were weirdly obsessed with going to boarding school as a kid then you’re queer and mentally ill now
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fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”
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Yeah sex is good but have you tried this
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