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vi-enti · 16 minutes
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if you tag me in a chain post and i don’t do it it’s not because i hate you it’s because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.
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vi-enti · 2 hours
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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
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#mood today
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vi-enti · 3 hours
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I love baseball
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vi-enti · 5 hours
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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.
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vi-enti · 5 hours
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They're going crazy on LinkedIn
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vi-enti · 5 hours
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big if true
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vi-enti · 5 hours
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dandelions are Not weeds they are literally yellow...
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vi-enti · 5 hours
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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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vi-enti · 15 hours
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being at home is…
i do think my family and i love each other but i also think we are so deeply fucked up and hurt and unwilling to change. and this is why we’ll never be as close as a family should, maybe. none of us can really stand each other. maybe we love each other, but we don’t like each other at all. we don’t even know how to try to
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vi-enti · 16 hours
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vi-enti · 18 hours
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vi-enti · 20 hours
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does Justin Timberlake know he's responsible for an entire holiday on tumblr
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vi-enti · 22 hours
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"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.
"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!
"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands
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Look how they massacred my boy
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vi-enti · 22 hours
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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend
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vi-enti · 22 hours
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remember taking those "what job should you have" tests in middle school and the questions were like "do you think people deserve to suffer?"
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