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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.
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So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Count Dracula-
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THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD
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fun fact, started playing my WWATT playlist on full volume when my friend and i were getting followed by creepy guys. scared them off, 10/10, would recommend.
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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.
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I am once again thinking about digging holes
It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification
I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable
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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too
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When your own OC becomes your blorbo it is both glorious and torturous
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"Hope this doesn't awaken anything in me," I say of something that's already showered and had breakfast
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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