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reblog and put in the tags what you think will fix you

#more money definitely #i would say love but i don't believe it's in the cards for me #so yeah give me money

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Recently, while staring far too long at a potato chip, it occurred to me that the ridges could possibly be used to create a lenticular effect. So I got out some chip dip (and the smallest paint brush I have) to test it out. I started with a simple 2-frame illustration of a football and a basketball, then I painted a little sour cream and onion dip bird. 🥔🕊️ - via my new @brockdavisart instagram

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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

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Happy International Museums Day to the following people:

The guy who called me the Whore of Babylon for teaching kids about Ancient Egypt as I stood there and nodded.

The woman who was deeply incensed that staff wouldn't open the cases so she could touch the organic objects.

The one guy who made me translate hieroglyphs on a stele for him, then was mad because it didn't say what he wanted it to say, and reported me for 'lying' to the public.

The parents who objected to the taxidermied animals having taxidermied genitalia because it was unseemly.

Those kids on a school trip who got on the floor in front of a mummy and started chanting 'we worship Ra' as their teacher desperately tried to get them to leave.

That one guy who...uh...really liked geodes. No, they were not a special interest. He really, really liked geodes.

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The longing

Available on my store as a print

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With her blood I wrote a poem of love (Available as a print)

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theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

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was a mistake

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it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet

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mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet

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yes my favorite type of fanfiction consists of characters getting tenderly cared for and comforted after a lifetime of being forced to suffer alone in silence, no this doesn't say anything about me

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i should be sitting on the kitchen counter being flirty while the love of my life makes dinner not whatever this is

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I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

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#me trying not to annoy or overwhelm my friends

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figured out what's wrong with me lately, I haven't been to the beach in too long