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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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Two moods

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Apparently people who don't have executive dysfunction think that actually working on something is the hardest part of doing something. And that's why they get mad that you call the rest of the project "easy" after you've finally worked through doing the plan and know what to do when you're working.

So when you're through with the epiphany of how to make it physically possible to make the thing you're making, and you're sharing the plan with excitement, because the hard part is over, and now you only have to get your hands moving and do it, they get mad at you like

"it's not that easy! It's a lot of hard work! >:C"

they mean it, because

to them, working is the hardest part.

They don't have to fight their brains to get started. They don't have to fight their way through making the choices, making the plan, making yourself make the thing. People who don't suffer from executive dysfunction think that the hardest part is actually doing the thing.

#the gravel mountain metaphor is so true my god

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A couple more sketches of lil dude getting absolutely hammered

#bg3 #batstarion

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Elon Musk bought the company. He has nothing to do with the development. #CosplayEngineer

#tesla is bae and elmo tusk needs to be run over for slandering his name

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Someone settle this for me please.

#if you're not getting a full cycle in you might as well not be napping at all

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maud blyth took one look at lord hawthorn, with all his determined callousness, arrogance, and withering sarcasm, went yesss, another big brother for maudie, and then set about making it happen whether he liked it or not

#tlb #they're ridiculous honestly #this doesn't even take alan into account. absolutely insane scooby gang bullshit going on

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

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my friend events this week:

I reached out to an old high school friend after 12 years of not speaking, only to find that she's in Greece doing a phd on psychiatric euthanasia. I confessed to being ignorant about the topic, so she emailed me 19 research papers and said "this will be a good start"

I asked another friend to provide a professional reference for me as part of a grant application. she agreed to, on the condition that I log into neopets, collect the daily free item, and transfer it to her account

#yeah that sounds like adulthood

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I love Astarion so much he is so fucking silly. He acts all suave and mysterious and he's very good at it, but the second you catch him off guard and he's just acting like himself he is straight up fucking goofy. The way he goes "oh, hello!" and waves at you while reading The Necromancy of Thay. The way he points at the bomb gnome and says "let's not do anything hilarious!" before she can blow you all up. The fact that when hes confronted by the Gur in Act 3 (which realistically be KNOWS you can all take care of if he really wanted to) he just goes "ohIthinkwe'reintrudinglet'sleave,quickly".

And so many more. He is just so silly!!!!! There's a man there who is genuinely goofy and kind underneath it all, he just has to deal with so much bullshit on a daily basis!!!

#i'm sooooooo normal about him. so normal. i'm normal about him #bg3

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Scars on your body show that you have lived; scars on your heart show that you have loved.

Nina Dul

#hey john green? you good?

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big version bc why not

#bg3 #batstarion

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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#this is a joke right? you're joking?

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Isn’t it weird that mind flayers are controlled by an Elder Brain.

A brain, the sole thing in mind flayer’s diet.

It’s like if we shared a hive mind, the epicentre of which is a gargantuan Overlord grilled chicken.

Praise be Overlord Chicken

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“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time

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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

#hi op you're the freak