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i can't stop thinking about josh in this era. the torchbearer. the guy who never speaks. but he can sing. the dog collar. the hair. the blurred face. he will drag a boat for you. josh <3

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#i like cleaning the mirror and windows #i have a squeegee thing like a professional window cleaner uses so i pretend im a window washer and spiderman is swinging past behind me #so its fun :)

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ok i’m curious

#my hearts are used as tone indicators #🩷 <- romantic intent #💛 <- passionate about the subject not aimed at a person #💚 <- platonic intent #💙 <- texting my best friend (her favorite color is blue)

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oh yes it's that time of year

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sense phil didn’t specify, i’m starting a rumor that this video will be on the amazingphil channel, and dan isn’t even in it. phil’s just vibing there roasting the shit out of his 2,000 year old tortoise with absolutely no drawbacks.

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Happy May.

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THE LAST DAY GUYS

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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

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the incel "dni" vs the chad "being so blatant and obnoxious about your opinions that anyone who disagrees simply can't stand following you"

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I think it is incredible that President Biden is actually feeling the pressure from our protests. No, he hasn't done everything he needs to and he hasn't redeemed himself for his role in all this, but the fact that he was caught on a hot mic saying Netanyahu needs a "come to Jesus meeting" about how horribly he's treating Palestinians? That's incredible. All our protests and boycotts have not been in vain. If we weren't making trouble, these governments could keep pretending that they've done no wrong- but they can't escape the blame.

It's encouraging. When you feel like our protests are falling on deaf ears, remember that McDonalds started the year with a loss of over a million dollars, Starbucks fell below it's quarterly sales and is considering closing locations, and people are paying attention- they're changing their opinions. And while these numbers may not be groundbreaking, they are the signs of real effects. Real change.

Never Shut Up About Palestine. Never let them think we are silent and complicit. Let history remember that our governments did not stand for us in this moment, and we did everything we could to make them listen.

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#i shower every other day unless i get really dirty on my in between day

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diversity win! saddest song ever has pride flag in background!

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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

#still into you paramore

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

#audio processing disorder #my ears are fine! my brain is fucked