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free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

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Violet Bridgerton be like “have you met my kids, fake dating, enemies to lovers, friends to lovers/she fell first he fell harder, Cinderella story, Uptown girl, second chance love, Gregory and Hyacinth?”

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yes my favorite type of fanfiction consists of characters getting tenderly cared for and comforted after a lifetime of being forced to suffer alone in silence, no this doesn't say anything about me

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“you good?” brother i would not be posting like this if i was

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post like no one is watching follow like youve never been hurt add tags like no one is listening and reblog like its heaven on earth

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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

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“that’s ok i understand!!!!” but it actually made me sick to my stomach

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Google ai working well and might as well have just called mr mime a faggot

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please please please remember that no matter what your manager says, it is never that serious. unless you are literally performing surgery or defusing a bomb, it simply is not that serious

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me 250 words into a chapter: Gosh, how am I gonna make this at least 2500 words?

me at 6193 words on accident: Uh

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Writing in my head; Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and witty dialogue.

Writing on my page: They did a thing and said some stuff. There was snark.

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dropping out to pursue a career in naptime

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i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

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i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright