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The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.

One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.

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My panis is rusted iron nub so nobody really gives a shit about it

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I WAS HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS AND WE STARTED SEARCHING [KINK] SHIRT ON AMAZON AND FOUND THIS

SLUT WIFE CUCKOLD LIFE YAKUZA FONT SHIRT

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What the fuck? You mean I have to walk an entire mile in this idiot who I hate’s shoes? This sucks

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cannot stop saying "dude im always saying this" after a friend says the most highly specific never-before said sentence

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big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

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motion capture actress 曦曦鱼sakana shows how npc moves in early games, common games and next-gen games.

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Tricko's Treat

not falling for this shit two years in a row.

go to the big empty room where regret manifests physically and can approach you with a malicious manner.

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gohan is the funniest ever version of a burnt out gifted kid because the thing he’s burnt out on is having superpowered martial arts abilities. by every other metric he’s a very stable and successful adult man but nobody in his life except his wife and mother care about that shit, and they all call him a washed up loser because he doesn’t want to shoot energy beams at aliens anymore.

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Charlie Kelly

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I think sometimes cbt is a load of bullshit but once in a while you'll just effortlessly parry a thought that's trying to make you spiral and it feels so good. I've done it like 4 times tonight.

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AITA? My doctor said I needed a COVID test and had me pee on a stick that he put in his pocket before asking me to leave.

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Hope my roommates like the new shower curtains I got