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sorry boss i can’t come in to work i have lavender town syndrome

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antwithabindle.com/careers

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#this is amazing

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[touches your smooth hairless legs] Promise you'll stop for me...

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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AITA for jerkin' it to Goya's Black Paintings?

Emojis for convenience and humor: 🎨🖼🍆💦

I know someone's gonna yell bait about this but idc, like, what? Do you want proof? Video evidence? Grow up.

So I (30x) really like Goya's Black Paintings. Like, Saturn Devouring His Son, Duel with Cudgels, A Pilgrimage to San Isidro. I think they're hypnotic, beautiful, evocative. They make me feel emotions I can't quite explain properly.

As the title says, sometimes I beat my meat to them. Whatever. It's not really about horniness. But the intent doesn't matter.

Recently (in a discussion about sexuality in art, I promise it was relevant, similar sentiments were being shared) I mentioned to my partner (33nb) that I do this. They were pretty taken aback.

Apparently, they find this 'gross' and 'kind of dodgy' because Goya's black paintings were never intended to be shared with a wider audience. They were art that he did not mean to share, painted on the walls of his house near the end of his life. They say it seems like the work is too personal to jerk off to, that it seems invasive or like a violation.

I don't think it's a big deal. The guy is dead, it's not like his ghost knows what I'm doing. It's a good thing to consider, but I don't think it ultimately matters, ethically.

So, I guess AITA for this?

#this has old tumblr energy

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#I like to have a nice 20-2 hour video to play in the bg

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#they’re getting picked up and kissed for their crimes

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Was making a comic about letting my 280+ day streak end

#im okay im about to sleep gotta go back tomorrow:(

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still thinking about this youtube comment i screenshotted ages ago

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brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married

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as above (hairy pits), so below (full bush)

#amen!!!

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I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them