sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on
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i know every monkey’s name
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A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.
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this website peaked on January 29 2015
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Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off
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you: exfoliated, moisturized, glowing, just done a sheet mask, drank ur water,
the boy ur thinking abt: doesnt moisturize, hasnt even touched a face mask in his entire life, dusty, drinks soda only
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my best friend just called me to ask what color he should wear to prom and I was like “um?? idk??” and he goes “well we have to match, so like what color is ur dress??” but he never asked me to go so I was kinda confused so I told him “hey, yeah since when are we going to prom?” and the line goes silent for a bit and he very quietly whispers “shit. I forgot to ask u”
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