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I saw myself in the mirror

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when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began

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energy policy would be much better if we still had a tradition of animal sacrifice I think. people would be way more chill about nuclear energy if they could see a large and proud bull being ritually sacrificed every month or so at the base of the cooling towers to keep the plant safe

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Men are being very normal about the new Godzilla design

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Matching T-Shirts for You and Your Weirdly Codependent Cousin

based on this excellent post by @casgirl

#locked tomb #locked tomb spoilers

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I finally made the meme I've had in my head for over a year

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Your first mistake in art is thinking you draw men and women inherently differently

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Sydney Mortimer Laurence (American, 1865–1940)

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was trying to explain the reading experience i had with harrow the ninth and ended up making this

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