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vampire-cookie · 45 minutes
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the ground is spinning slow
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vampire-cookie · 47 minutes
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something that belongs to me
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vampire-cookie · 49 minutes
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corrupting your local Vanillies and making them worse for toxic yaoi purposes and it works
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vampire-cookie · 12 hours
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everytime someone deletes their fic or art i shed a tear
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vampire-cookie · 15 hours
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man i’m so horny i need to (tries to think of something funny to say and then remembers that i’m trying to stop hiding truth behind irony and that there is a simple beauty in sincerity that the hot girls on my social media feeds are romanticizing) jerk off
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vampire-cookie · 17 hours
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i'm gonna k *remembers i shouldn't make suicide jokes* i must become the monster
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vampire-cookie · 23 hours
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vampire-cookie · 2 days
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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.
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vampire-cookie · 2 days
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when it comes to asexuality and aromanticism you have to be okay with contradiction. one ace person will say asexuality is about not experiencing attraction, another will say it’s about not caring to act on attraction, another will say it’s not experiencing arousal. one aromantic will consider themself queer, one won’t. two people with seemingly identical experiences will use two different labels. aro people will be in romantic relationships, ace people will have sex. you get it.
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vampire-cookie · 2 days
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Espresso Owl Cookie
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vampire-cookie · 2 days
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kirby dreamy gear
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vampire-cookie · 2 days
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Yup.
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vampire-cookie · 2 days
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Bro
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vampire-cookie · 3 days
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rare smiling image
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omg hiii shmilk im ur biggest fan!!! im so excited for the show omg omg
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vampire-cookie · 4 days
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careless whisper fucks so insanely hard and i will never forgive the internet for making it a "meme song." tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd maybe its better this way we'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. if you even care.
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vampire-cookie · 4 days
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computerland
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