"jesse pinkman takes a girl by the hand and leads her to his bedroom but instead of having sex they just play Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing" sounds like a tumblr meme made by someone who never saw breaking bad. but he really did that
I understand why Baldur's Gate won't let you romance all companions simultaneously - it's realistic that some people are okay with polyamory and some aren't.
That being said, I kind of wish there was a chance to create Baldur's Gate's Worst Polycule