valkryrior

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Lady Chatterley’s Lover (2015) dir. Jed Mercurio

#nsfw. // #here u go bestie

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Lagertha in 2x9: The Choice

#visage. //

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#new sig content sniff sniff #visage. //

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Come and join us, priest.

#visage. // #HHHh

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Viking Decorated Bone Combs and Handles, The Yorkshire Museum, York

#aesthetics. //

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While 95% of my muses are very sexually active, none can compare to the horniness of Signe. This woman has the stamina of a horse, and can go for hours without getting tired. She and her husband can and will fuck any and everywhere. They're just that couple.

#ooc. // #nsfw. // #obviously they're discreet-ish

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Signe growls sometimes and it turns Eirik on so bad

#ooc. // #she growls in the bedroom and he goes WILD

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I'm so sorry you have to have a body!

a study in the intrinsic horror of being a hero, burying grief and other emotions, using humor as a shield to hide pain, and the knowledge that your body is not your own.

multifandom original character // by peri! // promo credits @chimichanjas

#self pr. // #if i'm not here i'm over here #body horror tw

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[ collar ] sender smooths out receiver's collar ( + reverse xoxo )

There's a silence that's settled over the both of them as Signe prepares the king to make yet another speech to the Asgardian people. It's a comfortable silence, a familiar one that often fell over the two Valkyrie when they were both in thought. The taller one notices that @brynhildar's collar is a bit askew. Wordlessly, Signe crosses the room and starts to fix it, taking great care not to wrinkle it, hands clearly experienced. When she's finished, she steps back and looks into Brunhilde's eyes. " You'll do great. I have faith in you. "

#answered. // #:3 #WE'RE BACK BABYE

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Signe and Eirik, the mfers with the iciest blue eyes you’ll ever meet. They look like they could kill you but in fact, Signe is the sweetest woman ever. Eirik probably does bite though

#ooc. //

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PROMPTS FOR COMFORTABLE INTIMACY *  adjust as necessary, send 'reverse' for the reversal of the prompt

[ settle ] sender sits on receiver's lap and gets comfortable

[ sling ] sender slings an arm around receiver's shoulder

[ pinch ] sender affectionately pinches receiver's cheek

[ ruffle ] sender ruffles receiver's hair

[ recline ] sender joins receiver on their chair and snuggles against them

[ hand ] sender takes receiver's hand while driving

[ knee ] sender lays a hand on receiver's leg while driving

[ clean ] sender reaches up to wipe something off receiver's face

[ tie ] sender adjusts receiver's tie

[ collar ] sender smooths out receiver's collar

[ tickle ] sender starts tickling receiver

[ piggyback ] sender gives receiver a piggyback ride

[ pick up ] sender scoops receiver up into their arms and holds them as they walk

[ guide ] sender places a hand on receiver's hip and guides them through a crowded room

[ smudge ] sender cleans lipstick off receiver's face

[ gun ] in the midst of a stand-off, sender reaches over and gently guides receiver's gun down, making them lower it

[ behind ] sender comes up to receiver from behind and wraps their arms around their waist

[ nuzzle ] sender leans in and nuzzles their face into receiver's neck

[ relax ] sender rests their head on receiver's shoulder while they talk

[ arms ] sender hooks their arm with receiver's as they walk

[ itch ] sender assists receiver with an itch they can't reach

[ catch ] receiver starts to fall, so sender reaches out and catches them

[ calm down ] sender pets receiver's hair and tries to soothe them after a scary situation

[ check ] sender checks receiver's temperature by placing the back of their hand against receiver's forehead, trying to see if they're sick

[ tuck ] sender tucks receiver into bed

[ feed ] sender offers a forkful of food out to receiver, helping them eat

[ undress ] sender helps receiver undress

[ shoes ] sender helps receiver put on their shoes

[ intent ] sender leans their forehead against receiver's

[ bathe ] sender helps receiver wash themselves in a bath

[ shower ] sender helps receiver wash themselves in a shower

[ assist ] sender finds receiver has fallen down, so they rush to their aid and help them stand again

[ bed ] sender helps receiver into bed

[ greet ] sender greets receiver with quick kisses to each of their cheeks

[ high five ] sender gives receiver a congratulatory high five

[ makeup ] sender helps receiver apply makeup

[ injury ] sender cleans receiver's wound and patches it up

[ seek ] sender reaches for receiver's hand and laces their fingers

[ surprise ] sender sneaks up behind receiver and places their hands over their eyes, wanting them to guess who it is

[ walk ] sender helps receiver walk by staying by their side and holding onto them

#memes. //

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in case you didn't know

for muses who need to share some intimate thoughts with one another. can be platonic, romantic, familial ... works with any kind of dynamic really. feel free to change pronouns, descriptor words, whatever you may need!

❝ you know i love and care about you, right? ❞ ❝ ... i guess i'm just scared of losing you. ❞ ❝ i don't like most people, but you're an exception. ❞ ❝ you're not alone. you'll never be alone. not as long as i'm here. ❞ ❝ by your side is where i'm meant to be. ❞ ❝ not one person is more important to me than you. ❞ ❝ i don't know what it is about you, but, you just ... you're the only one who can make me feel like this. ❞ ❝ you're amazing, you know that? ❞ ❝ who has the greatest (friend/brother/sister/sibling/parent/etc) in the world? me, that's who! ❞ ❝ i'm only managing to stand here on my two feet because of you. i made it because of you. ❞ ❝ i don't know how i'm ever going to be able to repay you. ❞ ❝ i know for a fact that you're special. i can feel it. ❞ ❝ you've actually made me feel like a person again, like i'm ... normal. ... thank you. ❞ ❝ i used to think that everyone else was just evil and cynical, guided by their own self-interest. that is, until i met you. ❞ ❝ you truly are too good for this world. ❞ ❝ i'm always blown away by just how talented you are. ❞ ❝ you deserve so much more than what you were given. ❞ ❝ nobody i've ever met has been more gifted than you. ❞ ❝ if you ever need a place to stay, let me know, okay? ❞ ❝ you always feel really comfortable and safe to be around. ❞ ❝ i think i have a new purpose in my life. to be with you. ❞ ❝ you have a kind heart. i know you don't believe me, and you try to hide it behind a facade, but i know for a fact that you do, deep down. ❞ ❝ i think you're probably the only one who understands me. ❞ ❝ you're safe here with me. nobody's going to harm you ever again. ❞ ❝ i don't deserve someone as amazing as you. ❞ ❝ i was kind to you because you looked like you needed a friend. ❞ ❝ i'm never leaving you. you're stuck with me. ❞

#memes. //

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ooh also if you use n.ah scn.pp as a face claim dont follow me

#ooc. //

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*         send   META   +   a   word   ,   a   name   ,   or   phrase   and   i   will   write   a   head  canon   based   off   of   this   !!!  

#memes. //

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[ sakaar semed like the best place to drink , and to forget , and to die , one day … 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 . ] — ind . sel . valkyrie , from the 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚕 𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 . by pantu .

#promo. // #!!!

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ALSO remembering the Valkyries fucking around in the locker room and giving each other massive slaps on the ass as their way of greeting

#ooc. // #this is just how it be sometimes

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btw my main and exclusive Brunhilde is @/brynhildars thank so I won’t be following any others

#ooc. // #pantu is my bsf and we’ve associated with each other for several years now