see it never even occurs to me that you can fight & kill vampires. that’s not my first, immediate thought when i see them. not the penetration i have in mind
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Monster Aficionado Crow
Here he goes.
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OP: [makes a post]
OP's mutual: #this looks like a 10k note post to me!
OP: No! You can't do this to me!
Me: OP says they don't want notes, so I can ruin them by giving them more notes!
Me: However, a clever poster would CLAIM they don't want more notes because they would know that only a great fool would take them at their word. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose to add more notes to this post!
Me: But OP must have known I was not a great fool; they would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose to scroll past this post!
OP: You've made your decision then?
Me:
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GATEKEEPING GANG ROLL CALL. I REPEAT, GATEKEEPING GANG ROLL CALL. I NEED ALL OF MY GATEKEEPERS TO REPORT TO THE FRONTLINE. AN INVASION IS IMMINENT.
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Surnames are just as important as given names. So, I compiled a list of the websites I use to find my surnames.
English Surnames
Dutch Surnames
Spanish Surnames
Scottish Surnames
German Surnames
Italian Surnames
Irish Surnames
French Surnames
Scandinavian Surnames
Welsh Surnames
Jewish Surnames
Surnames By Ethnicity
Most Common Surnames in the USA
Most Common Surnames in Great Britan
Most Common Surnames in Asia
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Hello! I'll probably edit this later.
Which seems to have meant a year and some change. Oops.
Call me Valeois, I am 25 and a creative writer. I don't write for any fandoms, yet. I will edit this more as a masterlist of my own fiction... maybe... 🫣
Other artist's work/masterlists will be tagged as their username and #saved. Feel free to message or send asks, I don't bite.
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