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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AND JOHN ADAMS ONCE HAD TO SHARE A BED IN A CROWDED INN, AND SPENT A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME ARGUING OVER WHETHER OR NOT THE WINDOW SHOULD REMAIN OPEN DURING THE NIGHT, AND WHETHER AN OPEN WINDOW WAS A HEALTHIER WAY TO SLEEP OR A SUREFIRE WAY TO GET SICK.
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And to think… This all started when Leslie Knope gay married those two penguins
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so jurassic world just hit #1 for the third week in a row
that’s HUGE. june is RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of blockbuster season. theoretically, there should be a new #1 movie coming out every other week, if not every week.
so i thought - what was the last movie to be #1 for three weeks in a row in june?
IT’S FUCKING JURASSIC PARK
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a “runnin thru the six with my woes” gospel compilation
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The Front Bottoms - Lipstick Covered Magnet
And I’m gonna get on my knees
Would you kick me in the face please?
It’ll make whatever I say sound like poetry.
And as my gums begin to bleed
The words will fall like teeth
And whatever we have locked up now is free
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i swear to god, men raising their voice is the most terrifying thing in the whole world. they dont understand, like its an immediate panic response, game over
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10 painful truths about heartbreak
1. You’ll feel like the person you love has died.
2. Every text or call you get that isn’t them will sting like a bitch.
3. Sleeping is the only time your heart will not ache.
4. You won’t be hungry for days.
5. Family and friends will try to console you, but nothing can bring them back into your arms.
6. The first time you see them in public, you will break down.
7. Seeing them with their new lover will split your world down the middle.
8. You’ll lay in bed and wonder what was wrong with you for months afterwards.
9. The aching won’t fully go away for a long time.
10. Starting to be okay with someone else will be the biggest step you’ll ever take.
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you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.
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