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Im rewatching Tau and every time I watch this movie I have starker thoughts 😭. The movie is about a young rich inventor whose at the forefront of artificial intelligence technology and he’s abducting people installing chips into their heads and using that data in order to feed his ais. Well the main character comes in and destroys where he usually houses his abductees + his lab and so she has to be chained up in his living space. But he’s on a deadline and she’s his only viable test subject so the two strike a deal so she gets basic human amenities like showers clothes and food and she’ll complete puzzles for him so he can still mine her for data. In the movie she becomes friends with his ai and the two manage to kill him and escape before he kills her and if that isn’t the perfect set up for a starker fic idk what is.

Imagine Tony shortly after Jarvis dies doing everything in his power to perfect his AI tech, he has Dum-E and U but that’s not enough, J.A.R.V.I.S. isn’t working, and he’s fucking desperate so he starts kidnapping people and using them for data extraction. It’s still not enough. Enter Peter, poor and living in a shitty apartment being kidnapped by Tony Stark, someone who’s not that much older than him, probably his celebrity crush. And obviously he tries to escape but with Tonys AIs and his basically impenetrable/inescapable house he’s stuck. Agrees to help Tony with data collection in exchange for being given some comforts because he’s not an idiot he knows he won’t be alive for long but at least he’ll be comfortable while he’s still alive. He’s given infuriatingly easy brain teasers at first and he’s almost offended, finishing it all in an hour and then lounging around bored as hell for the rest of the time. Tony gets home to him snoozing or something and is about to freak before J informs him Peter was able to complete all task in an hour. Tasks that would have taken any one else in his shoes all day. So the tasks get harder until he’s basically analyzing work for Stark industries. All the while he’s becoming friends with J.A.R.V.I.S. And Tony thinks all the test are working, J’s beginning to feel more human. Things are going well.

In the movie there are a few scenes that would obviously have to come up like him buying the main character expensive clothes and skimpy lingerie and her pretending to seduce him in order to stab him. And obviously J and Peter friendship is imperative like Jarvis asking Peter what it means to be a human and if he’s a human, this cold machine that could end him in an instant but was created to emulate someone real, and Peter explaining about love and home and hopes and dreams. Tony nearly fucking tripping the first time J makes a witty remark at his expense or admonishes him for being rude to Peter. & Peter thinking he’s about to die for corrupting his AI because JARVIS had to initiate Tony’s calming protocol but really Tony is just in his room sobbing.

Idk how they end up together- probably a little stockholm syndrome but also best starker!Peter is Peter who ignores Tony’s more cruel proclivities but that’s just my opinion. Or alternatively JARVIS marries them in secret because Peter told him his parents were married and in love before they died and if JARVIS is a person then Peter and Tony are obviously his parents and Peter says one day he’d like to get married and have a love like that, so this was just the obvious solution. Tony going to kill Peter before JARVIS very matter of factly informs him there is a rather impressive paper trail tying the two of them together including but not limited to their marriage license and Tony is very betrayed but also so fucking proud.

#starker #ironspider #peter parker/tony stark #tau!au #tau is on Netflix btw #you should go watch it

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Recently been rotting my brain with the thought of Tony coming back to life post nwh and it’s been a month and he already has this pretty young thing hanging off his arm. Like they knew coming back from the dead couldn’t have been good for his mental health especially not with the divorce and Pepper having someone else but they’re all just so disappointed with Tony going back to his old ways. And he’s completely shameless about it, they both are, Peter walks around wearing nothing but one of Tony’s shirts bruises mottling his skin, Tony will pull him into his lap while the others are around, it’s uncomfortable. Of course it’s worse than they can imagine because when Peters whimpering Mr.Stark right where they can hear has more meaning they can imagine. Anyways just shameless starker getting off to how taboo it all is and getting to flaunt it in everyone’s faces because none of them know. Actually the more taboo the better so fuck it sprinkle in a little starkercest.

#starker #peter parker/tony stark #sim!tony #SIM!Tony Stark #superior iron man #ironspider #starkercest

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Okay but have we considered Ares/Nico because objectively I think that might be the most hilarious thing ever. Aphrodite told Percy his love life would be interesting he just never thought he’d have a gay awakening after walking in on her lover(his mortal enemy) and his whatever the hell Nico is to him going at it. For one split second he sees Nico and he’s so turned on and then he sees who’s with him and he’s immediately disgusted/indignant/pissed and a million other things.

Percy: I know I’m not your type, but ARES?!?

Nico: *a little nonplussed* Well I’m not marrying the dude- he’s… fine

Percy: *only heard the word marrying* bfnfjskk

Nico being on friendly terms with Ares because a lot of the underworld crew are friends with him versus Percy who is ready to throw hands with him at a moment's notice and does not understand why his boyfriend thinks he's "an okay guy"

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Percy getting a new prophecy and one of the lines is like your greatest weapon shall be slayed and he and everyone else are waiting for something to happen to Annabeth because who else could it be but then months go by and they all just think the prophecy has time to be fulfilled until one day someone is just like has anyone seen Nico? They don’t know when he died or the last time anyone saw him and Hades is refusing to humor any of them.

Originally I wanted them to find out by Hades reigning hell on camp but then I decided Hades would probably want his son to wipe his hands of all them and what better way then to show him how little his friends truly care. So now he’s consoling his son who’s been dead for months and nobody noticed.

Nico as Percy's unintended Ace in the Hole. Nico is his secret weapon, able to give him the key to victory when he feels lost or that death is a certainty. Whenever Percy is in danger or destined to die, it's Nico who gives him what he needs to keep going, to survive. His such a secret advantage that not even Percy knows he has it.

Think about it, everyone just gave up and accepted he would die at 16, Nico didn't. The battle of Manhattan was a lost cause, with them heavily outnumbered, and Nico arrived with Hades and the Cavalry. Nico finds out where the Doors of Death are, he talks up Percy to Bob and he's key in helping him and Annabeth go through Tartarus. Nico is always there, and he's the reason Percy is successful.

And the moment he realizes this, the moment he sees that Nico is his greatest asset, he'll also turn into his greatest treasure. Nico might have fallen first, but Percy definitely will fall harder.

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My brain is saying feed the jealousy and give Jason an opportunity to save Nico sometime during all of this or maybe multiple times. Offer him a place in the TA.

So there’s Nico who’s only worried about making sure Percy doesn’t die getting himself into increasingly more dangerous situations and then theres just Jason being a total mother hen. And Nico knows he’s capable and that this is the enemy but he’s so kind…

And Nico would say no but Jason doesn’t really have too much loyalty to the TA anyways so he keeps saving Nico. And at the end of the war Percy has to seethe as Nico’s attention is suddenly pulled by the person he’s deemed his replacement. Jason asks Nico to stay and he does or Jason casually mentions hanging out with Nico during training and suddenly Percy is realizing he doesn’t even remember the last time he saw Nico after the war.

Anw. About the Luke-stealing-Jason-the-metaphorized-Ligtning-in-TLT AU.

If anything, I think Jason should be the one to turn the tide. I'm talking about two scenarios:

1/ Instead of Nico with his army, it's Jason who turns against the TA and joins the demigod, which helps them tremendously.

2/ He's the reason Luke realizes he's chosen wrong and later stabs himself/Kronos.

Basically, the first one is Jason in Nico's role, whilst the latter is Percy's. I also these two scenarios could go together? But it may be overwhelming lmao.

Why, you ask? Idk, I just think it's fun.

I just think that, with Jason being intrinsically good but ending up in the antagonist's army, it'd be an exciting experience to see him switching sides sometimes. Because he has potential for both factions, you know?

Jason's kind at the core and is brought up by the gods. If anything he might be able to turn back the first. Thalia might also play a big role in this, with them being the estranged sister with so many problems but in truth, they still value each other. And he's also close to Luke (in this AU I mean) - in the sense that his existence has weight to Luke - so his actions and opinions are capable of great effect.

Also bc I'm excited about Jason and Luke's interactions, obviously. This whole Jason-Thalia-Luke circle is just pure drama and I'll eat that shit up.

And if we take Percy in the picture, his outrage at being abandoned by Luke might just be worsened by Jason's presence. I'm might be a little delusion but think of it this way: the mentor you look up at suddenly leaves you and also there's a new one by his side - who might play the same role as you (both children of the Big3)?

Be it jealousy or abandonment or insecurity, I think it'd be likely for Percy to harbor animosity towards Jason as well. And the whole rival thing Rick had going on might just be worse. Ofc, I'm all here for it.

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Omg this is like actually perfect 🥹 Nico has an encounter with Cupid while he’s out and about which ends with him using powers he rarely utilizes because things always go wrong but it works out fine he’s okay, Cupid is well Cupid so no harm no foul- he’ll be a little meaner the next time they tussle but whatever. He’s so excited to get back to camp and be done with whatever quest he’s working on. Except once he gets there everything is weird.

He goes to his cabin to ignore the tension and knocks out. Then he wakes up a couple hours later to knocking. When he finally trudges out of bed to glare at whoever is out there he comes to a halt at the glare on the other side of the door.

Anytime toxic relationships are involved im partial to percico but it could be anyone. Someone with an innocent crush that became and obsession that became possessive.

Nico would realize very quickly what happened because he’s smart like that and he’d have to find Cupid to sort it out.

Of course once he gets rid of his residual magic Cupid would be petulant. Refuse to set things right because things are so much more interesting this way.

Anyways blah blah blah it ends with Nico agreeing to be the outlet for all Cupids darkness because Nico always thinks he can take on more pain and suffering 😗

Think of it this way. Nico can control the darkness. What if that darkness includes the darkness inside people’s hearts and minds?

#in my mind it ends with love god Nico but that’s just me #Nico- God of Dark adoration #good shit

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For sure but nobody else seems to realize that. Tim is chilling at the manor working on something or another when a sound catches his attention and Damian is just there silently polishing his blades. Then he goes spiraling trying to figure out how he’s managed to offend him this time but Damian is just like ah yes enrichment.

Jason is the only one who gets it because Talia used to act the same way. He doesn’t tell anyone because he likes to see them squirm.

damian is an expert at parallel play

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Especially because that’s the sort of thing that would rot and fester between Percy and Annabeth. The sort of thing that tears people like them apart at the seams. She would be gone but she’d live on in the sideways glances and the nightmares. They’d be free from her for the moment- but that misery, that beautiful misery? Fat chance.

Rick missed a chance when he made Anklys beg when Percy choked her. I mean like. She’s the goddess of misery. She lives off pain. If I was Anklys choked on my own poison, I’d laugh in Percy’s face as I wither away into dust in the most twisted, gut-wrenching, gore-y dance ever. Who tf cares if I live or not. My misery would be my legacy.

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Also if Percy gets to choke a goddess with her own poison I think Nico should get to choke a god on the very fucking darkness that is their being- ya know as a treat. Especially if it’s Cupid, especially especially if it’s Apollo. He didn’t do anything to me or Nico but damn if it doesn’t sound poetic as fuck.

Think of it this way. Nico can control the darkness. What if that darkness includes the darkness inside people’s hearts and minds?

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Read this too literally at first then thought a lot about the fact that for the most part the insides of our bodies will only ever know darkness.

When Nico was younger sometimes people would see him upset and their hearts would stop and their chests would ache. When he first gets to camp they all wave it away because he’s small and hapless and desolate at being away from his sister- they want to squeeze his cheeks and coo. Once he gets claimed people really start to think about it and the implications just feed their biases. I mean that’s such an intimate violation ya know?

And there should be suspicions every time someone starts to care about him. Like of course Percy would be worried about Nico again 🙄- he probably associates sad Nico with his heart stuttering and guts twisting.

There’s the added bonus that if someone had a crush on him, telling him all the usual crush symptoms Nico would probably believe the feelings were fake and his powers are out of control.

Literally anyone: Nico you take my breath away

Nico: *remembering the time he squeezed the darkness in a persons lungs until they collapsed* oh no

Think of it this way. Nico can control the darkness. What if that darkness includes the darkness inside people’s hearts and minds?

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Movie Star

Starker

Rating: Explicit

Fair warning I haven’t written starker since pre no way home and I’ve never written anything even smut adjacent so I can’t vouch for the quality of this I just saw @monster-cock69 intern Peter prompt and basically forgot I was human until I finished 🤷‍♀️

Also Petey is still Spider-Man in this because overstimulation is fun 🫶 lmk if I should add any warnings again this is my smut debut so idk about any specific warnings that might be appreciated

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Peter doesn’t flinch when the hand snakes around his waist. Warm and all encompassing and too low to be remotely professional. He’d recognize the gait anywhere. It’s almost pathetic- he’s only known the man for weeks and he can pick him from a crowd. But he’s Tony Stark. Peter has spent years thinking about the man. About his smell, his muscles, his everything. It’s hardly a surprise that in the few times they’ve interacted Peter can tell from the sound of creaking Italian leather and heavy rubber soles exactly who’s been trailing behind him for the last few corridors.

It’s just the two of them now. Peter can just barely hear the sounds of the bustling offices surrounding them over Stark industries sound proofing. But there hasn’t been a soul in at least the corridors and Peters sure Tony had a part in that if his tightening grip means anything. He lets the man take the lead- no longer walking aimlessly- aware but unable to act. Peter is slightly taller than the man, but hunched in on himself and leaning into the too low touch it’s barely noticeable.

Before long Peters being shepherded into a storage closet and shoved against the metal door. Tony’s lips are at Peters neck in an instant. Peter melts into the door a desperate pant leaving glistening lips as Tony’s beard scratches at the junction of neck and shoulder. Tony is a quick study- he’s learned the ins and outs of Peter in the few sessions they’ve spent together?

“There’s no cameras right?” Peter asks voice breaking mid sentence. Even though he’s sure he’s been splayed on a hundred different cameras already- the thought makes him squirm. Makes him think of Aunt Mays disappointment if, if, if.

Tony laughs into his neck, and ignores the question while he continues on- mapping every inch of Peters bared throat with teeth and lips and tongue and heat.

“Sweet heart this is Stark tower,” Tony whispers harshly into his ear in a perverse act of privacy they both know is unnecessary. As if he’s given a single shit about Peters modesty since the moment he saw chocolate eyes and indecent fucking lips chewing at the bottom of a pen. “There’s not an inch of this place where I don’t have eyes and ears.”

With that the man turns Peter- and fists at loose curls pulling his head up from where he’s been smushed against the cold metal door. He’s met with the sight of smooth wall- no tiny red lights, no obvious protrusions but Tony is a genius after all and Peter is left blinking away tears of mortification.

“So why don’t you smile for the camera?” Tony’s voice is louder and more demanding- punctuated with the sound of skin and fabric as his slacks and boxers are shoved down in a single move. Everything is too much. Every sound echoing in Peters ears right down to the beat of Tony’s pulse which picks up at the sight of him.

The man’s chuckles reverberate throughout the room. A shiver runs down Peters spine and wines into the door, now warm from the red of his cheeks.

The plug in his ass is pulled out and tossed aside in one fell swoop. Replaced with something- someone else in an instant as Tony drives into him like a starving man.

“Good boy, my good boy. God you look so good like this,” Filth keeps spewing from Tony’s lips as the man sets a punishing pace. One hand gripping bruisingly at his hip and Peters addled brain hates that the proof of this all will be gone come morning. The other still tangled around soft curls forcing Peter to stare directly at the camera even as he’s sobbing and coming undone. “Tell the camera how much you love it. How much you love being my perfect boy, my favorite fucking intern.”

“I love it Mr. Stark. I love being your good boy.” The words come out in barely discernible gasps. Peters sobbing openly at the point. Overstimulated and wanting no needing more.

Tony groans at the title shoving into Peters heat faster and harder.

“You gonna be my little movie star Petey? God cry just like that for the camera so I can watch this any time I think about this ass, these fucking lips,” The hand in his hair releases and shoves into Peters mouth. “So I can fall asleep listening to all these pretty little sounds.”

Tony pulls his fingers from Peters mouth rubbing them on the boys button up before gripping his unattended hip. Trusting without purchase. “You fucking tease. That’s what you want isn’t it baby? Can’t handle just being my favorite intern gotta be my favorite porn star too. Can’t handle me thinking about anything else. You’ve fucking ruined me.”

“Yes, yes, yes, please, please- just me, just me. I want,” Peter mumbles the same words, stumbling over them, coherency lost on him as his orgasm takes hold. “I want to be your favorite porn star.”

“Fuck.” Tony whispers leaning his head on the junction between Peters neck and shoulder blades. The combination of the fucked out admission and the way Peter was tightening around him as he orgasmed sending him over his release.

#starker #rea-writes