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v4mpirate · 22 days
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ok man
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v4mpirate · 1 month
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i feel like Scout got his smarts and silly brain syndrome (adhd) from his Ma but man it would be so funny if he got the latter from his dad
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v4mpirate · 1 month
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Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore
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v4mpirate · 2 months
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v4mpirate · 2 months
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have/had a happy women's day :V
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v4mpirate · 2 months
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he thinkin
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v4mpirate · 2 months
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dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.
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v4mpirate · 2 months
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google. show me old man fun pics
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sibling bonding
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v4mpirate · 2 months
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I had a terrible vision
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v4mpirate · 2 months
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this
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v4mpirate · 2 months
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briefly forgot that porn was a thing and googled "doctor sex" looking for the tf2 meme. big mistake
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v4mpirate · 2 months
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No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny
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v4mpirate · 2 months
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"I'm not comfortable with the mercs being trans :(" well I'm not comfortable with the mercs being cis. Bitchhhhhh (<- Jesse Pinkman voice)
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Edits I made of the two panels where u can see Sniper's blue eyes to make him have brown eyes. :heart:
[Image ID: Two edits of tf2 comic panels, one from The Naked and the Dead and one from Blood in the Water. Both of them are closeups on Sniper's face, from when he's shooting tfc Sniper and from when he's watching the tfc team's submarine come in through the hatch, respectively. In both, he's edited to have brown eyes. End ID]
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