when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began
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Clocking in for my quarterly “checking in on the Facebook pages of people who have hurt me” shift
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i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me
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I’m so in love it’s annoying
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You’re a fucking bitch and I TRULY hope you know that shit
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i just don’t think “is dude gender neutral” is that productive of a conversation because a word can be gendered and still used regardless of gender. i call my male friends girlypop and my female friends man but i don’t think anybody would agree that those are somehow not gendered terms.
the real question is just “would you be willing to apologize and stop using a word if somebody told you it made them uncomfortable?” the answer to which in a surprising number of cases is no mostly because it seems like overall ppl r more upset abt getting accused of transphobia than they are abt being transphobic
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I am so overwhelmed and sad. Idk how people do this
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it’s so insane we have to just keep showing up for work. no matter what is happening globally, locally, personally, you’re supposed to show up and act like the formatting on a report is actually really important and demands your attention.
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me at the job i begged god for
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else
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