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PROJECT ANNOUNCEMENT: VOICE ACTORS WANTED

Hey all! I’m starting some work on a podcast project, and am lacking a few key voice actors. So you get a special sneak peak at what I’m working on, because I’m hoping some of you may be willing to help out! 

PLEASE NOTE that this is very much a passion project. If you are a professional VA, you’re welcome to audition, but I do not want to waste your time with a vague promise of money in the future. *Currently*, this is not a paid gig. 

**Show Description:** 

Ari Beck was living an unfortunate life, until the day he was hit head on by a pizza delivery truck. Now, he’s living an unfortunate afterlife as a white-collar worker in Purgatory, deciding the eternal fates of souls surrounded by angels and demons. What better way to judge someone’s character, than to have them judge others? 

**Characters needed:**

EZEKIEL - A soft-spoken angel, and the angel representative and overseer of Purgatory. A mysterious character, he’s always watching. He also probably takes himself too seriously, speaking in the royal “we”. As far as voices go (this is incredibly cringe, I know), I’m looking for a Kyle McCarley sorta voice (Ryo in the english dub of Devilman Crybaby). But in general, a soft-spoken “male” voice. 

DAMIEN - The sarcastic, somewhat jaded office-gossip, and demon co-worker. He does not take his job seriously, and probably spends more time by the water cooler than he does his actual desk. That, or leaning over the cubicle partition to talk to his office-neighbors Ari and Sarah. Pretty generic voice, one voice inspo might be Lyle Rath (VA and youtuber). 

**Auditioning:**

If you’re interested in either of these roles, please submit this information through DM (any social) to me:

Full name

Part you’re auditioning for

Email address

Audio files of your audition

You do not need any audio editing skills for this, but you do need to be able to record at least semi-clean audio in some way. Here are the lines I would like to hear in auditions:

EZEKIEL: 

1 - “You were hit by a Papa John’s delivery truck and… expired… on impact.”

2 - “You will work among the angels and demons we have employed here in purgatory for as long as we need to… figure you out.”

3 - “As a human, I’m sure you’re familiar with the bureaucratic process? It takes at least 10 business days for paperwork to be properly processed, and yours is going to have to circulate the office at least once more.” DAMIEN: 1 - “Ooh yes, I should! But alas! I'm committed to procrastinating for all of eternity, so I don't think I could possibly fit that in my schedule!”

2 - “Don't doubt my skills Sarah, you know I pride myself in being the #1 office gossip.”

3 - “Yep. The day is randomly chosen. Usually it’s pretty boring, but sometimes you get a good one! Last week I had one from some woman who scratched her mother-in-law’s eye out!”

Thank you to anyone who decides to audition! Also, I may decide to offer you a minor role if I end up finding the VAs, but enjoying your audition. And feel free to inform other people you know about this! I will be posting this on other socials as well. 

#podcast #podcasts #misjudgementday #misjudgementdaypod

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