Despair is easy, hope is hard. And brother, I like to stay hard
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the first man you will slay is the man they wanted you to be
nhật hạ (she/her)
meme by bloomfilters
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Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)
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BRING BACK THE BEAR!!! 🗣️👉🐻
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In these parts, they say, if you are lucky when wandering the wastes between city and town, you may encounter a truly exemplary creature. Its skin, like that of the rhinoceros, plates its body in geometric folds; its feet are like four enormous sand-dollars, pleasing to the eye and rapid in their movement. Its snout is broad with the same placid strength as a great ox and its breath is heavy and warm as the same, but its eyes flash so like those of a lion at night that no traveler could believe it truly tame for long. The name of this beast? Toyota Corolla.
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youy momma so MARIO she jumps for joy when she gets the gold coin!
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the vet healed my cat too much
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