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I haven’t been on here in so long but last night I had a hydrocodone induced (I just had top surgery btw) wet dream starring Nightwing, who I had to look up as ‘blue batman robin’, me, and an IKEA bed display

It was the day of the wedding so we were stoked but I was extra tired cause the night before I was being haunted by disney action figures (idk where my future husband to be was, should have been the first red flag) so it was really convenient that we were getting married in a chapel in IKEA, which was actually very beautiful for some reason. After exploring around the store hand in hand and buying some matching hot pink Live Laugh Love shirts we found a little display bed in the middle of the trinkets section. Keep in mind he was in his blue spandex outfit the whole time, which was the only reason how I knew he was from Batman and was also very comfy to cuddle up against in the IKEA bed. About to get married we were giddy with glee and started to get a little too excited in the IKEA bed display and I ended giving him a foot job and jesus fucking Christ did he make a god damn mess. Idk what happened afterwards cause I woke up immediately and was too confused to go back asleep at 1 am

I really shouldn’t call it dream as it’s more of a nightmare because it’s been haunting me all day. I don’t even like Batman but now I feel strangely attached to my wet dream fictional fiancé

#nsft #dick grayson #Nightwing #please send help?? I don’t need anymore angsty people in my life nor my dreams #dick Grayson simps is this a dream wedding or nah

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Y'all, I'm not even Jewish and I'm tired of this. Why do we have to have the same conversation everytime a Jewish celebrity dies that "rest in peace" is not appropriate? Just say may their memory be a blessing

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haters will hear me rummaging around the university laboratories and say christ what is that

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man the fact they didnt kiss nor got 100% confirmed is so sad to me but also would hasbro allow Megatron be openly gay…..?

#BRUH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MAD THIS M A K E S M E

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ya’ll support nonbinary people right up until they use any label other than “nonbinary” or any pronouns other than “they/them” lol

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she’s spitting facts! take care of yourself or evil can’t prosper!

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*sighs and brings out this image for the millionth tine*

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i think that we should make a homestuck for every aspect. homestuck is void-aligned homestuck. kingdom hearts is blood-aligned homestuck. the adventure zone: balance is light-aligned homestuck. this is how i feel.

#this is my dni list now

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@ everyone who draws/writes donut with a hearing aid: I love u 💞🥰💗💕💘😌💞🥰💞💓💕💝💖

#it’s so sexy of people to do 💕💕💕

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Same energy

#the triplets would have been a perfect addition to the red team and no one can tell me otherwise

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Sure, Locus is arguably the hottest character in RVB

But when O’Malley called himself the original bad boy???

Man had me rethinking some things

#rvb #red versus blue #red vs. blue #O’Malley #rvb O’Malley #rvb locus #sorry for simping on main but #dear god did I find out some things that day

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donut invented the donut hole but not for the reason you think

#hello. this is terrifying have a good day

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Donut: watch out, I have a gun!

Doc: where did you get that?!

Donut: Depop!

Doc: omg so sustainable <3

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hello jeff williams rvb soundtracks my old friends

#it’s my mental breakdown and I get to chose the comfort soundtrack

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I miss the best character

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#god bless people who can draw halo armor