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#old people have always been funnier than we think #at least sometimes #when they dont try so hard-

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KYS?!?@

PEE URSELF?!?!?!?!

(Welcome 2 my gf, I love her, she just found my tumblr-)

#when ur gf find ur blog #she loves me i swear-

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dbh stands for dashcon ball pit horror

#it was me #i peed the ball pit #dbh #detroit become human #dbh connor #dashcon

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#The last game I played was overwatch #I think I'm screwed-

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nom

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Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?

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Aaaaaand on repeat

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whispering "fentanyl" under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout

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noopy btw. if you care

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it’s cold out !!!!!

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still thinking about hangman in that button up

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There's a lesson here

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honestly kevin smith was a visionary before his time

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“Hi, I’m auditioning for Macbeth and I’ll be singing “I Just Can’t Wait to Be King’.”

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Luna moth and death head moth

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THEYRE BRINGING MYSPACE BACK??? AS A PHONE APP?