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Phineas: At least wear the matching t-shirts with personalized catchphrases I made for everybody
Buford: I don't have a catchphrase
Phineas: [throws him a t-shirt that has "I don't have a catchphrase" printed on it]
Baljeet: Ooh, he is good
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user99istaken · 7 minutes
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The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
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Luffy week day 3:
Sleep/Sunflower
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user99istaken · 3 hours
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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
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user99istaken · 5 hours
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I love the ocean 🌊
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fuck w me
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user99istaken · 20 hours
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a star going supernova or whatever. i don’t care it doesn’t even bother me i don’t think about it at all
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user99istaken · 1 day
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25/4/24-- knight of seven suzaku
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Tea gown worn by Empress Maria Feodorovna, 1890. 
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zuhair murad spring 2022 couture
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user99istaken · 1 day
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see i dont think obi-wan ever knew abt the anidala marriage, like yeah he figured they were in a relationship but i dont think he even entertained the idea of the two of them having the sheer AUDACITY to make their illegal relationship lawfully binding. like, leaving 0 wiggle room there, straight to the "whats the most attachment to another person that i can profess without donating both my kidneys and how do i make sure it leaves documented proof". but if he did learn abt it, i think stages of grief there would range from "he was 19!!! thats too young!!" to "i didnt know about it!!" to "they didnt even invite me" to "i wish i could have been there for him in this important life step" to "i should have been the best man" to "wait who WAS the best man" to "ARTOO??? you let artoo be the best man???" and itd hurt more than mustafar precisely bc how do you even begin to cope with the fact that your best friend might like his war criminal ps5 more than you. its one thing to take that L to padme. sure u raised that kid but he cant help his terminal heterosexuality. its very much a whole nother thing when the second L hits the kenobi in the form of a sentient trashcan
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