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Finally got to watching legend of Korra and at the ending literally as Korra and Asami are walking into the spirit world together the streamjng service freezes and says playback error and won’t let us finish the last minute. How homophobic 😂 I’m glad I seen all the gifs and videos back when it first aired to know what happened 😂

#legend of korra #korrasami #plex is homophobic #it literally cut out on the gayest scene #it was cute as shit though #such a good show #finally finished it

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Happy Valentines Day

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Percy Jackson but Hestia has a cabin. that is where the unclaimed go because she goddess of home and family. Demigods get claimed faster because when they show up Hestia glares at her siblings, nieces and nephews untill they claim them.

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fun fact: “tired” is not supposed to be your default state of existence

#don’t tell me what to

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shopping for valetine gifts! 🛒💨

i was thinking they wld shop tgr since annabeth is afraid percy wld buy toy swords or fortune cookies instead of chocolates and cards. 😭🎀

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Here’s a picture of my cat no one asked for.

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yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you greedy fucks

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claimed by the sea 🔱

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holidaying at the Malfoy's french villa 😌

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i can't get over how evil it is that "gap in your resume" is considered a valid reason to not hire someone like "hmmm sorry you weren't working constantly every day of your life we need people who do nothing but work until they drop dead for us we just don't think you're right for the job" fuck youuuu

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The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

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I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

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Here's another one of these gems

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my toxic trait is as soon as i watch a movie or read a book i do have to go on ao3 to see what’s out there. not to read fic but just to observe the types of freaks that exist in the world