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i cannot possibly be the first person who has had this idea

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hello please can I sleep in a studio ghibli bed it’s urgent

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The sick reality is that many of the renowned academics and writers among Gaza's thousands of martyrs will, in twenty years time, be quoted and memorialised by the same universities and institutions that have denigrated them and enabled their slaughter.

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If a kangaroo gets vampirized, is it—by definition—a jiangshi?

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Hey btw I don't know who needs to hear this, but those adults telling you that your teen years are the best years of your life? Yeah I don't know what the hell they're smoking, either. I'm 29 and every once in a while I just sit here and think "man, it sure sucked to be 14. Glad I never have to do that again."

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“I loved you, always.”

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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how?? just how?

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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Commission

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Budapest ‘87, Attila Manek

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every time I see a post about taylor lyrics I can't help think that she's being funny on purpose but ppl don't think women can't be funny. like tortured poets department is a funny name like that could be a douglas adams bit and ppl keep taking these "cringe" lyrics out of context and saying how dumb she is to think she's a tortured poet. I don't think she thinks that I think maybe she is funny on purpose...

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Lately I've really loved being a girl!!!!! People always compliment me on my outfits or tell me I look cute, it feels so nice!!!!!

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.