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urbussy · 1 year

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sis when he gon tear my coochie up like FL tho (let’s break the bed… again)

neelam was not having it tryna separate these horn dogs like

urbs commentary has me dying bc same (big whores unite)

Breaking Headboards (Slight NSFW 18+)

First Lady of Private Garden Fic

AN: you know it's always something with these two

Synopsis: There's a first time for everything when the two of you touch down in Australia and break not only the headboard, but the bed in your hotel room

Pairing: Husband!Jack Harlowx x Wife!Reader

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As Jack was mercilessly pounding into you, you purposely wrapped your left leg around him in order for him to get even deeper as he then grabbed a hold of the headboard. The two of you had been going at it ever since you reached Australia and even on the plane ride there much to Urban’s dismay since he was awake and had heard just about everything. When he made eye contact with the two of you as you both were coming out of the bathroom, all he did was shake his head.

Jack’s curls were all over the place

Your shirt was on backwards

And when Urban had gone in there before the plane had landed, he found your bra and simply threw it at Jack when he came out and it landed on top of his head.

The two of you were going at it, every chance you got and you knew for a fact that it wouldn’t be slowing down any time soon.

Jack had now slowed his pace as he reached down to plant kisses all over your face and neck and you immediately let out a whimper.

“Are you going to hurry up and let me cum all over your dick already?” You asked as he was now moving painfully slow in and out of you.

“Hmm, with an attitude like that, I shouldn’t. I should just edge you all night and for the rest of the time that we’re here.” Jack answered you and he saw that you immediately rolled your eyes.

“You wouldn’t dare.”

“Try me. Fuck around and find out. You should know by now, everything I ever say that I’m going to do to you and for you, I do it.”

“Babyyyyyy, come onnnn.”

“Patience, baby, patience. I’ve already made you hit your peak close to ten times today, you can hold out a little longer.”

“No I can’tttt.”

“You better hold that shit until I tell you otherwise. Be a girl good for me.”

You compiled as best you could, and before you knew it, Jack’s thrusts sped up and started to get sloppier. Before you knew it, both of you had came, but you looked at Jack to see his eyes growing wide before he promptly brought you up to his chest and moving towards the end of the bed, followed by a large crashing noise.

“You okay?” Jack asked you as he looked at you and you simply nodded, but a little bit nervous.

“Uh, babe what was that?”

“Umm… we broke the headboard and the bed for that matter.”

“Oh, fuck.” You said as you turned around to assess the damage and it was bad. Really bad.

“Oh, fuck is right. Giving you this work so much that the bed couldn’t even take it.”

Both of your phones vibrated and Jack reached over to see that it was Urban.

Big Whore- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? DID YALL HEAR THAT?!

All Jack did was show you and the both of you began laughing.

“He is never going to let us live this down.”

“Between this and fucking on the plane and finding my bra? Not a chance.”

“At least I made you cum before it happened.” Jack said while shrugging his shoulders and all you did was smirk.

“Like that was going to stop you.”

“You right, we have a floor, couch, and a shower.”

“Uh oh.”

“What’s wrong baby besides the obvious?” Jack asked you while starting to play with your curls.

“We have to tell Neelam and she is going to want to murder us. We don’t have a bed to sleep in.”

“Shit. You have to do it, she’ll be less mad at you.”

“Oh fuck no, I am NOT going to be the one to tell her. She’s YOUR manager, not mine!”

“I broke it rearranging YOUR guts, did I not?” Jack asked, looking at you in disbelief.

“Jackman Thomas, you are going to go and tell her right now.”

“Nah, nah I recall you asking me to hurry up and make you cum for the 1000th time today, this is just as much your fault as it is mine.”

“I’m innocent.”

“Says who? You weren’t innocent less than twenty minutes ago with my dick in your mouth and cum sliding down your throat so make it make sense.”

You simply rolled your eyes before sighing and then came up with an idea.

“There’s truly only one way to settle this.” You said before getting a serious look on your face.

“How?”

“Rock, paper, scissors. Best two out of three.”

“Y/N! WHAT?!”

“BABY COME ON, I’M SLEEPY AND WE OBVIOUSLY NEED SOMEWHERE TO SLEEP! IT’S ALREADY 2 AM.”

“Fine.” Jack muttered before shaking his head at you.

“Okay, come on. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.”

Jack did paper, as you did scissors and you immediately smirked while he groaned.

“Okay, baby come on. Next one.”

Jack did scissors as you did rock so of course you won.

“You’re seriously about to make me do the walk of shame by myself?”

“Of course not. I’m getting in the shower and watching this go down from the hallway a few steps behind you.”

“BABY!”

—

It was now close to three in the morning as you and Jack made your way three doors down to Neelam’s room and knocked. You caught sight of Urban getting off the elevator with two big bags of candy and as he looked at the two you confused, you simply went over to him, reached into the bag and stuck a piece of candy in your mouth.

“Why are you two up?” Urban asked as Neelam sleepily answered the door.

“What’s wrong? Are you two okay?”

“First off, we’re fine and umm…. Not exactly at the same time.”

“Well, what’s going on?” She asked and Urban was still standing next to you looking just as confused as she was.

“Uh… okay so how do I put this lightly? We need another room.” Jack said while dancing around the subject.

“For what? The hotel is booked. I probably wouldn’t be able to until later in the morning. Is something wrong with the room?” All you did was stifle a laugh and Jack couldn’t help but to laugh with you.

“Okay, I want to laugh too so out with it!” Urban said while growing impatient.

“You see what had happened was…. Um…. we broke the headboard and the bed.”

Neelam did a double take while Urban’s eyes went wide before he busted out laughing.

“So that answers my question. That loud ass sound I heard was the two of you. No wonder you didn’t answer my text.”

“YOU WHAT?!”

“Umm broke the bed and headboard?” Jack repeated himself as he scratched the back of his neck while Urban was still steadily laughing.

Neelam found nothing funny about this and looked at the two of you like she wanted to strangle you.

“What the actual HELL am I going to do with you two? URBAN this is not funny so stop laughing. You two do know that we’re going to have to pay for that, right?”

“Well yeah… but for now… ummm.”

“But for now NOTHING. Y/N get your shit because you’re sleeping in my room and Jack you’re sleeping in Urban’s room. Never seen how two adults do not know how to keep their hands to themselves and fuck each other ever opportunity that they get. Y/N, how has your coochie not fallen off?”

“Doesn’t matter if it did, I would find a way to reattach it.” Jack said while shrugging and you just hung your head.

“HEY! WHAT IF BIG WHORE’S ROOM WAS OCCUPIED ALREADY?”

“Urban, your only date is those two big ass bags of candy in your hands. So no and who the fuck gave you that nickname anyway?” Neelam said and all Urban did was point to the two of you.

“I literally cannot with you two and some separation might do you some good. Little horny fuckers.”

“But…”

“NO Y/N! I am NOT changing my mind! Yall will probably do it all over again in another room.”

“But I wanna sleep with my husband!” You said while crossing your arms and pouting.

“AND JACK SNORES!” Urban exclaimed which earned him a smack in the back of his head by him.

“I DO NOT!”

“You did enough of that tonight already, but let me see the damage.” Neelam said and Urban quickly followed as the two of you went to show them what was left of the bed.

When all four of you entered, Urban was looking on in amazement.

“Got damn, that shit isn’t even attached to the wall anymore. Y/N, do you need some ice down there because that shit has got to be sore at this point.”

“It’s just fine, Urban.”

Neelam just shook her head as you and Jack tried not to laugh.

“I’m glad that the two of you find this funny, because I don’t. Jack go to sleep because you need to be up literally in four hours and Y/N, just…. I don’t even know. Anyways, good fucking night. Everybody go to their newly assigned rooms. Like fucking teenagers, I swear.”

“A good fucking night indeed.” Jack whispered in your ear before kissing the shell of it and all you did was laugh.

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#i need a fan is hot 🥵#jack and FL so unsrs #can’t take they asses nowhere

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urbussy · 1 year

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so this coulda been an essay bc i have thoughts 🤪

the way you illustrated how they both are so in tune with each other, like:

when reader knew he was tired and that he had a nightmare while on ft

how jack knew reader was gone want the lilac hat

when reader sensed after speaking with chris that jack’s mood was different

then reader asked if they made him upset he was quick to comfort them them

(aren’t they just the cutest couple?)

also reader is such a sweetheart they’re constantly checking in on jack, letting him know they’re here for him, hyping him up. but also at the end when reader is assuring jack that they just wants to be with him regardless (someone get me a tissue, i’m emotional)

to further my point…

i’m playing this would be stupid long(er), but fr this was so dang cute and i loved reading the moments of vulnerability jack would have with reader esp. and when layla and urb both sharing that they know their besties are in love wit each other, truly chefs kiss 😘

Churchill Downs:

Series link!

You tossed and turned in bed, frantically searching for your phone that was currently ringing at full volume. You grabbed it and quickly answered it, “ummm hello?” It was evident that you were half asleep.

“Shit, the time difference. Sweetheart, I’m so sorry” his Kentucky accent coming off strong.

“It’s okay baby, I’ve missed you” you yawned as you sat up in bed. You reached to turn your bedside lamp on, trying to wake yourself to have a conversation.

Jack had been here, there, and everywhere but in Atlanta since shortly after SNL. You missed him a lot but did your best to reassure him that you understood his absence.

“Can you switch to FaceTime? I miss your face.”

“I look crazy right now, tomorrow?” You pleaded.

“Baby, please?” He begged and you both knew it would work. “I’m sure you look beautiful.”

“Ugh, you’re bad” you giggled as you looked at yourself in the reflection of your phone. “Fine, switch to FaceTime.” You grabbed your headphones off the bedside table.

You hid for the first few seconds, making him laugh. His laugh always gave you a sense of happiness, you thought it was cute which was ironic because that was one of the first things he complimented you on when you met.

He had his glasses on, he was shirtless in bed and you assumed he probably didn’t have any sweatpants on either. His shoulders were decorated with freckles, his curls were messy and he was noticeably exhausted but you still found him handsome as ever.

You whistled at him which made him laugh again. “Me? You’re the sexy one. Look at you.” He grinned and you shook your head and giggled.

“I love when you wear your glasses” you gushed and he couldn’t help but blush a little bit.

“Thank you, baby. How was your day?” He asked as he readjusted in bed.

You rambled about the mediocrities of your day and he explained to you all of the things he had been doing. It wasn’t long before he took his glasses off and started to rub his eyes.

“Go to sleep, I know you’re tired” you spoke softly so he was aware you weren’t upset about it.

“Can we sleep on FaceTime?” He pouted. “It’s been two weeks and I miss you” he continued and you agreed.

“Next weekend is Derby weekend and I’ll be right by your side” you reminded him and he smiled ear to ear.

“I can’t believe you’re going to wear one of those big ass hats” He laughed and you did too.

“Only for you” you laughed and he couldn’t stop laughing at the thought of it. “Go to sleep Harlow” you teased as you turned your light off, your face still illuminated by your phone.

“Goodnight sweetheart” he hummed, before immediately falling asleep. You always wondered how he did that so fast.

You had just started to fall asleep when you heard sounds coming from the other end of the phone, it was Jack, he had a nightmare and was rudely awoken by it.

“Jack? Are you okay?” You whispered and he sighed in response. “Sorry,” he mumbled as he shuffled around in bed.

“Wanna talk about it?” You replied and he shook his head, he usually never did but it didn’t hurt to ask. You assumed he’d open up when he was ready.

When Derby weekend came you and Layla flew to Kentucky, meeting Jack and Urban at the airport.

The two of you embraced openly while Urban and Layla shared awkward flirty giggles.

Jack had rented out a house on Airbnb for the weekend so that you four could have your privacy instead of staying in a hotel. He and Urban had already been there all morning and it showed.

You and Layla exchanged looks at the mess on the countertops, Jack didn’t notice but Urban did.

“That’s all Jack, by the way, he’s messy” he whispered earning a laugh from both you and Layla.

“What’re you whispering about?” Jack's brows furrowed.

“Urbans a liar and said you’re the messy one” Layla smirked poking at Urban's side and Jack gasped dramatically. He then grabbed your hand showing you to your shared bedroom, “wanna see my derby fit?”

You shut the door behind you, leaving Urban and Layla in the living room. Both you and Jack immediately kiss one another. The two of you eventually made it onto the bed and continued to kiss more intensely now.

“Jack, we can’t” You knew his parents and Clay would be coming over for dinner soon. He pulled back, momentarily making eye contact with you and smiling.

“What?” You felt your face grow warm.

“Nothing” He smiled as he helped you off the bed and over to the closet to show you his outfit.

“Wait, the shoes!” You pointed to his shoes that were on the ground.

“Are they too extra?” He laughed, not able to read your reaction.

“Baby those are sexy! You’re going to look so damn handsome” You hyped him up as he held up the jacket and did a little dance with it.

“I’ve missed you a lot” he confessed and you rushed to agree with him.

“I missed you too.”

“Oh! Before I forget, Metta got you and Layla the hats!” He brought out two hats from the closet.

“That lilac one has got to be mine” You extended your hands and he handed it to you.

“That’s the one I thought you’d pick” he laughed.

Suddenly there was a knock on the bedroom door and it was Clay. He hugged you and teased you about the hats, knowing it was out of your comfort zone.

“I can’t believe it’s a thing but I’ll do it for him” You laughed and Jack did too.

Eventually, the seven of you, including Jack's parents ate dinner together and made conversation. You loved seeing how he interacted with his family, and how inviting they were with both you and your best friend.

Jack had got a call from Chris and excused himself from the table, when he came back to tell his parents goodnight you noticed he seemed different.

“Everything okay?” You whispered and he nodded but you could tell something was bothering him.

Both Layla and Urban felt it too and eventually excused themselves and went to bed. Layla mouthed to you that she loved you before going to her own room.

“Did your manager say something that upset you bub?” You asked as the two of you went to your shared bedroom.

He was silent for a moment, sitting on the bed. You started to grow more and more concerned.

“Is it me? Did I do something?”

His face finally softened, and he walked over to you and held you against his chest. “It’s nothing like that, I promise.”

“Talk to me, you know I’m here” You looked up at him.

“It’s just work stuff, I’ll be fine. I just want to be here with you.”

The two of you crawled into bed, watching a show and talking until you eventually fell asleep, he however had more difficulty. After his conversation with Chris, he was worried he was going to lose you.

The next morning Jack was more quiet than usual. Even with the chatter of everyone getting ready to head to the Churchill Downs racetrack. He just seemed bothered by something but he assured you he was fine.

Layla asked Urban about it but he truly hadn’t noticed a change.

The four of you took some photos together before your ride showed, it was a limo packed with all of Jack's friends and family which you had met previously. Neelam sat beside you and the two of you talked about what to expect at the Derby. You noticed Jack and Chris whispering to one another, Jack's brow was furrowed and he was annoyed by something but you tried not to eavesdrop.

Jack and his team rented out a suite, giving you all a private area to stand around in and watch the races.

Jack and Urban were off speaking to Nemo when Chris approached you both.

“Hey Y/N can I speak with you and Layla for a moment?” He had a folder in his hands and the two of you side-eyed one another slightly before agreeing. Neelam saw Chris approach you both and quickly followed up beside him.

“He said not yet” Neelam whispered through gritted teeth. She turned to make sure Jack was still distracted.

“It has to be done” Chris responded sternly earning a grunt from Neelam.

Chris set down a packet in front of both you and Layla, he explained to you both what a non-disclosure agreement was, and explained what he expected from both of you when it came to Jack and the privacy that came with being in his presence. For the most part, both of you had already had an experience of some sort with an NDA agreement before.

Layla had taken singing gigs that required one and the advertising company you worked for had taken on clients that required them as well.

Urban noticed it first, signaling to Jack to look over in your direction. Jack was instantaneously upset, he had expressed his concern to Chris last night and today about you signing an NDA.

Both you and Layla signed, handing Chris the packet just as both boys walked back over to you.

“Chris-“ Jack pleaded and he reminded Jack of his role as a manager, explaining he was only there to protect his best interest. Neelam silently agreed as she too walked away.

Urban and Layla left the two of you alone to talk.

Jack sat beside you on the couch, you noticed his hands were shaky and he was clearly upset about the situation.

“Is this what the call was about last night?”

“Yeah,” he swallowed.

“You could’ve just told me.”

He looked over at you, and for the first time, he was ready to be vulnerable. “ I was afraid I would lose you, and I wasn’t ready to say goodbye.”

“I’m not going anywhere Jack” You scooted closer to him.

“ I just feel like an NDA changes the dynamic of things” he sighed, explaining that the two of you would have to be remain being incredibly discreet.

“ I expected this when we started dating” you admitted. “ I’m not just saying that to make you feel better, but I truly don’t care. I just want to be with you.”

Jack leaned in to kiss you, you could feel the wave of relief come off of him.

Meanwhile Layla and Urban were having their own side conversation about the entire thing, as they leaned over the suites edge to get a look at the crowd of people below them.

“Sorry I didn’t warn you, I wasn’t sure if they were going to make you sign one or not” Urban sighed.

“It’s not a big deal to me” Layla smiled.

“Jack knew it was coming eventually, and if I’m being honest, they wanted to bring it up during our birthday party, but he begged them not to” Urban admitted.

“What was he so worried for?”

“He thought she wouldn’t sign it.” Urban admitted.

“Why?”

Urban shrugged.

“She obviously loves him, it was a no-brainer” Layla chuckled.

“She loves him?” Urban asked wide-eyed.

“Please, don’t tell him, I don’t think she’s ready to admit it.”

Urban just smiled, “For what it’s worth, I’m pretty sure he loves her too.”

#I’m crying #this is so sweet

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