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urbreastfriend · 5 minutes
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“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop
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urbreastfriend · 3 hours
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google is it too late? google can i still be saved? google will i be okay?
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urbreastfriend · 6 hours
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just another ten million dollar bump in the police budget, please one more funding increase so we can create a real life counter-strike map based on the over-policed majority black neighborhoods we do no-knock raids in every week, just one final municipal service defunding, we just need to shut down the libraries earlier and fire half of our public school teachers, please the police need one final additional million dollar cash injection and they'll finally stop racially profiling minorities, i swear, one final billion dollar statewide cut to infrastructure maintenance and the police will stop throwing flashbangs into the cribs of sleeping infants
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urbreastfriend · 8 hours
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urbreastfriend · 1 day
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Wow turns out people who doom-swipe on dating apps for an ego boost aren’t finding long term partners. I am sure the solution is posting a video crying on tiktok
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urbreastfriend · 2 days
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has anyone noticed theyre taking away what it means to be human
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urbreastfriend · 2 days
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urbreastfriend · 2 days
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i dont care about validity i care about my civil rights
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urbreastfriend · 2 days
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i dont care about validity i care about my civil rights
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urbreastfriend · 3 days
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urbreastfriend · 3 days
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playing fallout new vegas with the radio on: 🎶🤠 iiiiiiii got spurs that jingle jangle jingle 🤠 (jingle jangle 🤭) as I go riding merrily along 🐎 🤠 (jingle jangle 😝)🎶
playing fallout new vegas with only the game score on:
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urbreastfriend · 3 days
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90% of sufferers quit right before they figure out how to give their suffering meaning
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urbreastfriend · 4 days
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All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.
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urbreastfriend · 4 days
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pls help me out. i have no way to make money. my car needs two tires. im just hungry. any bit helps. literally a couple dollars makes a difference. im trying to get out of here soon. its really bad and im so tired.
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urbreastfriend · 4 days
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POV you are about to read some of the most racist french or perhaps belgian shit imaginable
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urbreastfriend · 4 days
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if vivian had a tumblr account you guys would mark it as nsfw then ban it
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urbreastfriend · 4 days
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Oh my fucking god I forgot to stay silly
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