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the gay girl dating scene is really like this

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the gay girl dating scene is really like this

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there’s such an unbelievable multitude of this type of (straight) woman who’s like “when he mentions a ‘she’ 😡🥺👀” “when he calls some girl his ‘friend’ 👀👀🔪” etc and this person is like a different species to me. this person is a space alien. this type of person makes me feel like amy adams in arrival

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keep going

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This is a picture of a cis woman, y’all are literally just racist

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I thought Tumblr would enjoy this

Edit: credit goes to @/pharmafemboy on Mastodon

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💀💀💀💀💀

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Our lovely Shih Tzu name "Animal" acting cute on my desk 🥰🥰🥰😇😇😇

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a story with that cyberpunk theme of “are you really human if you modify your body to gain power“, except the body modification is just strength training.

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These are called Witches Stairs. Allegedly, witches can't climb up them.

You will occasionally find them in very, very old New England homes.

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2008

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one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife