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#strawberry with actual strawberry chunks in >>>>>

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#I come from a long line of queuers it's amazing I'm even here at all

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#banana #if anything #I cannot conceive of spending more than 30 seconds preparing breakfast unless it's a Special Occasion #I come from a long line of queuers it's amazing I'm even here at all

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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

#Una Flor babes #JtV leaving me with essential spanish knowledge including one song and wedding vows

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Taskmaster Series 17 Episode 3 - Some Impropriety?

#taskmaster #I come from a long line of queuers it's amazing I'm even here at all

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Doctor Who The Pilot | 10.01

#12 #one in seven bill-ion #dw #I come from a long line of queuers it's amazing I'm even here at all

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it literally drives me insane that so many companies refuse to send rejection emails like it’s disgraceful tbh. you put so much time and effort into putting together an application and they can’t even be bothered tell you via some measly automated message that you didn’t get the job. you’re expected to just infer

#when I was last job hunting I did not get a single reply from anywhere I replied #(until the job I got ofc) #surely they can at least have some sort of automated reply?? but no #I come from a long line of queuers it's amazing I'm even here at all

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#I wish I could be this fox #I thought there might have been sth slightly off about this but the source looks good #I think it was probably the slight slo mo in the gifs 😅 #animals #I come from a long line of queuers it's amazing I'm even here at all

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STEVE PEMBERTON Taskmaster 17x03 ’Some impropriety.'

#I'm so used to seeing his face and expecting something sinister lmao #steve pemberton #taskmaster #I come from a long line of queuers it's amazing I'm even here at all

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very odd being part of a story that making a bunch of headlines and front pages, and a) seeing how stuff has been twisted in the articles themselves and b) seeing how many people just read a headline, make an assumption, and then leave an angry fb comment lmao

#to be clear when I say headlines I'm talking like. tabloids‚ and only on the front page of one #but it was weird just seeing it in a paper someone had left on the tube and then my housemates saying they'd seen the story come up online #upslaplife

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doctor who missing episodes...

#when will they find the next lot!! #1 #2 #dw #I come from a long line of queuers it's amazing I'm even here at all

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I understand that a lot of people are really into gardening but i think you should refrain from pointing at peoples houses and announcing the sexes of the bushes outside because you might accidentally get the correct ratio of men to women in that household and scare the crap out of the residents inside. Especially if you’re going to end your statement with “that’s why they’re not going to survive”

#oh no #I come from a long line of queuers it's amazing I'm even here at all

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i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

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Do y’all ever think about how absolutely bananas Lake Baikal is? It’s the world’s largest lake by volume. It’s the world’s deepest lake. It’s the world’s oldest lake. It contains nearly a quarter of the planet’s surface freshwater. It’s a rift lake, caused by the earth’s crust literally coming apart at the seams. It would be deeper than the Mariana Trench except the bottom is covered in a sediment layer that is miles deep. There are trains that have sunk to the bottom because Russia tried to build a railroad over the ice. The entire lake surface freezes for half the year. The lake is a focal point of multiple indigenous cultures. The lake has its own species of seal, which is the only exclusively freshwater pinniped in the world. There are unique ice formations formed by convection from the depths of the lake. There are 330 inflowing rivers.

I dunno, Lake Baikal sure is a thing.

#I'm reading a book about siberia at the moment #and it's mostly about pianos but it talks about lake baikal for a bit #and it's just insane #I come from a long line of queuers it's amazing I'm even here at all

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lets appreciate geese ok? i love geese

#I love geese #I know canada geese are a nuisance but I've watched Fly Away Home too many times to not like them #birds #I come from a long line of queuers it's amazing I'm even here at all

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Robin Hood (1973) Dir: Wolfgang Reitherman

#robin hood #I come from a long line of queuers it's amazing I'm even here at all

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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

#21-26C being the most popular category when 21C is ONLY JUST not Cold any more. wild. #26-32C perfect summer weather (given humidity etc etc) #I mean. I grew up somewhere that got to the high 40Cs every summer and was v humid so