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Golden days...

#those smiles #THAT S HOW THEY SHOULD ALWAYS BE : HAPPY #them #satosugu

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#him #MISS U DUDE #satoru gojo

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Chapters: ½ Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru, Getou Suguru & Ieiri Shoko Characters: Getou Suguru, Gojo Satoru, Ieiri Shoko Additional Tags: Depression Series: Part 3 of Satosugu Family AU Summary:

Satosugu family AU

For once Suguru is fairly happy, he’s settled with Satoru, he’s going through therapy and has the twins and Tsumiki and Megumi too. He’s starting to feel complete and the antidepressants Shoko has recommended are really helping, it’s just a shame the side effects are affecting his and Gojo’s alone time….

I’ve written this for my perverted partner in crime @uotuok!  because I got caught onto the subject of antidepressant side effects and how they stop you from being able to cum sometimes and how Gojo would deal with Suguru going through that lol. It exists in the teacher Geto universe but way in the early days! Enjoy!

#i m so lucky oTL #satosugu #THANK YOU SO MUCH

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I found you. Finally. 💜

Cs_ao3 - https://twitter.com/cs_ao3/

#perfection #satosugu

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(Happy?) Memories that never happened 5

#such amazing artworks #sashisu #jjk

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i fell into a little rabbit hole while reading bora chung's cursed bunny when i found the japanese proverb 「人ひとを呪のろわば穴あな二ふたつ」 ("hito o norowaba ana futatsu"), meaning "when you curse a man, [you dig] two graves" (click here for reference and click on the first link at the bottom for more context). it's a cautionary proverb about the consequences of cursing or invoking evil onto others, similar in a way to the english proverb "what goes around comes around."

i dug around some more (hah!) and found an article explaining the origins of the proverb (click on the second link at the bottom). do bear with my lacking skills when it comes to translating, but from what i understand, the proverb itself originated from the heian period. onmyoji (click on the third link at the bottom) were civil servants who practiced onmyodo, specializing in magic and divination. the article describes them using the kanji 呪術師 (third highlight in the left image), or jujutsushi, meaning sorcerer.

these onmyoji were responsible for calendar-related tasks and mystical duties such as divination, but the most interesting duty listed was protecting the capital from evil spirits, or 怨霊を (vengeful spirit) as the article cites, by cursing and killing the capital's opponents. now, this was a particularly dangerous task because they risked having that curse "returned" back to them in a counter-attack, killing them in the process, too—hence why one must prepare two graves when one resorts to "cursing" someone.

now that we've established the history of the proverb, it initially struck me as familiar because...

it's something geto mentioned when he came to the school to declare war! and...

later on when he says his last words to gojo!

given that the series takes some inspiration from onmyodo in the heian period (the golden age of jujutsu in the story), it's befitting that a proverb like this would make an appearance in the actual dialogue. in both instances, the proverb was relevant in geto's dialogue.

the article i referred to before also provided two example sentences related to the proverb, which when translated become:

"As there is a saying that if you curse people, there are two graves, hatred only produces unhappiness."

"I hate him so much. Even if you say that if you curse people, you will have two graves, I'm prepared for that."

as the geto fanatic that i am i find it interesting that both these phrases could align with geto's lines in volume 0. the first time geto references this proverb, it's when he says, "let's curse each other to our hearts' content." i've talked about this in my other posts (click here for one of them), that i've always believed that geto knew his pursuit of ideal was futile, or "impossible" as he explained to gojo in shinjuku. regardless of the outcome, this was the path he chose for himself, a path where he had to constantly pretend to the people around him that it was indeed possible.

referring to the proverb, the two graves here would be geto and the subject of his curse, non-sorcerers. his curse—his hatred—only led to his own unhappiness and his own demise. as it is, he failed his attack and the only grave there was his. he died unable to laugh from the bottom of his heart.

the second time geto references this proverb, it's when he says, "at least curse at me a little at the very end." he says this in an easy exasperation in response to gojo's omitted last words to him. he expects gojo to hate him or at least be angry with him, but instead gojo does not "curse" him the way he thought he'd be.

refering to the proverb, geto expects gojo to hate him so much, he'd curse him even if it might risk his own life to see geto dead. instead, gojo spares him—or rather, gojo says what he says honestly, without the disguise of anger or spite. the two graves here, at least in geto's mind, would be gojo and the subject of his curse, geto himself. ironically, despite the lack of "curse," there is still a grave for one body. in a more figurative sense, perhaps that alley is a teeming graveyard.

links i couldn't hyperlink:

#jjk #jjk0 #Bless passionate people

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(Satoru after pranking Suguru) Satoru: So then, I cut the tiniest bit of his stupid bangs while he was asleep. Shoko, looking at Nanami: Nanami, looking at Utahime: Utahime, looking at Haibara: Haibara, watching the door: Suguru, holding a knife in his hand and three cursed spirits behind him: Satoru Gojo. Get your pale, flat ass over here.

#satosugu #canon

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Little man won't sit down, it would be like admitting defeat.

You've made my holidays so much better with all your amazing hcs, thank you so much oTL hope you'll like this offering <3

... for once i've finished something...........

I think one of the things I love most about family AU satosugu ATM is just because of the way the canon went we never got to see characters have normal happy lives and I love thinking about that. I adore @ziyuanyuan1113 art for this reason (among many). All those perfect little normal family moments that never got to be.

So here's my fave headcanons atm ( @thequeenofsarcaasm and @uotuok might notice a few we discussed today 😅)

Geto and Nanako have dad daughter time where they watch reality TV. Geto is the cattiest bitch known to man and is always horrifically brutal about the show and Nanako loves it. Megumi always says reality TV is garbage and he would never watch it but he always somehow ends up making his coffee in the kitchen the exact moment it's on and stands there making comments. If they mention how he seems to be rather invested he will leave without a word so now they make no comment on him.

When the kids are quite young Gojo comes home to find Tsumiki, Nanako and Mimiko in princess dresses and Geto wearing a crown with his hair being braided. Megumi hands Gojo a crown and explains that they're two films deep into a princess party and have just watched Tangled and he wants to kill them all, he has also been forced into a princess dress. Gojo instantly puts on the crown. Days later they catch Megumi singing "I've got a dream" to himself as he plays with his toys despite having described the princess party as traumatising.

Shoko is a big part of the kids lives, she takes them out when Geto has his therapy appointments and Gojo is on a mission, she spends long weekends with them when she can and her and their group chat is filled with pictures of the kids being adorable or memes.

Geto and Gojo get into routines and home life after years of arguing about household chores. Gojo has to be taught how to tidy properly and constantly forgets. It is always somehow the dishwasher that is the main culprit as he always forgets to check if something is dishwasher safe and he has unfortunately destroyed so many of their kitchen items.

Geto and Gojo do skin care routines together and love relaxing and listening to murder podcasts while they give each other manicures/pedicures, Gojo used to get it all done professionally but much prefers the time with his husband though they keep figuring out the murders are definitely just local curses in their podcasts so that ruins it a bit. Megumi caught Geto sorting out Gojo's ingrown toenail in the front room once and told them to get a room, a disgusted look on his face as Gojo yelled that they did, they'd paid for the whole house actually???

The satosugu house has a family dinner night once a month which everyone attends including Megumi who moved out to be at Jujutsu high. This is usually done by Tsumiki and Gojo as they love doing recipes together from Pinterest and cooking together. The twins are not great at cooking. Nanako cannot make toast without burning it, Mimiko finds it stressful and doesn't like to try. Megumi on the other hand is amazing at cooking but finds his family too loud as there is always music and Geto and Gojo dancing together and embarrassing him.

Later down the line Megumi finds his favourite method of cooking is he and Yuji in their kitchen in their flat with lofi on in the background, enjoying each others company. He finds he doesn't mind the noise or even dancing so long as it's just him and Yuji, and sometimes Nobara if she's staying over. (Nobara is not allowed to cook. She causes fires)

#satosugu #nanako hasaba #megumi fushiguro #kstuff #plz yuuji u have to bring him back PLZ

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taking your own advice is so hard. it’s “make bad art” this and “kill your perfectionism” that until i sit down with an idea i like. the i have to execute it perfectly Or Else

#FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

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baby yuuji !

#itadori jin #itadori kaori #itadori yuuji

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#holy fuck #satosugu

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the new season is so close, im about to throw up

#pure hurt #satoru gojo #suguru geto

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Ship so good it ruined my life

#naaah it didn t ruined shit #IT HURTS SOMETIMES BUT THERE IS NOTHING A GOOD OLE DELULU BANDAID CAN T FIX #OR A LIL AU SESSION W/ BESTIE #IT S FINE #satosugu

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#canon #satosugu

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"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"

#oh

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

#perfection

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he likes hiding in there

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH #satosugu #it s fine i m fine