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lore mode

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once again opening a ship tag on AO3 and opening a dozen fics and closing out of almost all of them immediately because they would not fucking act like that

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Since I commissioned @lornaka in June 2022, I have been eagerly anticipating this. And the time has finally arrived!

I'm beyond ecstatic to be able to share this long-awaited commission from @lornaka with everyone!!!

Excuse me while I go cry in a corner

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Does anybody else have suffer from "I stopped keeping up with this media ages ago but I have an extreme affection for its characters and concept. The writing just started to suck ass"

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im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

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When I’m reading smut and the author breaks the flow of the story so that the characters can tell us that they have enthusiastic consent it feels exactly like when Dora the Explorer looks directly into the camera and says ‘Seat belts so we can be safe!’ anytime she gets into a motorized vehicle.

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the most fucked up thing ever is being obsessed w ur own oc. why do i have to make content of them why cant they just magically appear on my screen for me to reblog 200 times. fucked up and also evil

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CAP CAPTORA ART IS BACK WITH NEW CODY POST

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the ‘no beta we die like [fandom reference]’ tags encompass a vast conceptual space, from “i wrote all six revisions myself and may have missed a comma somewhere” to “i didn’t even babysit autocomplete and i will never reread this”

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oh my favorite trope? two people who go through something so unique and agonizing and entirely beyond words that they have no choice but to create a bond that transcends all other types of love, thus acting as the sole point of understanding for the other person in a world that cannot fathom what they’ve been through

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it's not a plot hole, okay? it's a plot cozy nook with a blanket and pillows and snacks

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"LGBTQIA+"

"The gays"

"Queer"

"Fa-"

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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

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We’ll be fine, as long as we stay together.

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When your entire species is so hyper-engineered to be supergeniuses you have to outsource your “so stupid it just might work” plans.