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"i don't even remember about you half the time," said harrow, foreshadowingly,

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forgot the best part of death note, the american names written by someone who was just kind of guessing what american names sounded like. anyways rip to raye penber, arire weekwood, and lian zapack, average american men

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happy homestuck day to all my fellow non-practicing homestuck fans out there

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did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

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girl what the fuck is happening to Drew Carey ?

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butch bait

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Quiplash night babey

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my fave riff on miku binder jefferson is the one with ted kaczinsky on horse piss estrogen

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I only learned recently that people from Not America don’t specify hard cider and instead it’s just cider.

I know this is a small difference but it is surprisingly one I do sometimes have to lie down on the floor about.

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HAPPY HOMESTUCK DAY :::; ) no secrets for my fandom lore here