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unma · 7 hours
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team The Narrative's Favorites (Derogatory)
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unma · 7 hours
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you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
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unma · 8 hours
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Releasing I was asleep all of yesterday and have shit to catch up on. Oops.
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unma · 8 hours
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Did a thing. Again. Binds is a very funny EGO.
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unma · 11 hours
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unma · 12 hours
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unma · 12 hours
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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together
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unma · 12 hours
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Everything and nothing
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unma · 12 hours
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Happy lesbian visibility day 💖
Much love and wishes for happiness, prosperity, and safety from your friends at Akabaka
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unma · 13 hours
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
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unma · 13 hours
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lesbians don’t forget to wear your glasses today for lesbian visibility day
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unma · 13 hours
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@im-like-if-a-girl the pompadour was like the stereotypical hairstyle of delinquents in japanese middle and high schools. It's almost like a requirement for anime delinquents. (Not really, but it's really common)
It's a really easy way to convey that the character is a delinquent (in conjunction with the uniform)
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their personalities hit different 🤌✨
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unma · 13 hours
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you, naive: let that sink in
me, properly suspicious: demands that the sink show identification and be screened for weapons before I open the door
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unma · 13 hours
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Okay game. Fine. You'll get your turn stuck as a brainworm within me next week or something. Shoo. I need to read Wurthering Heights now before I contemplate how both endings recontextualize the rest of the game.
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unma · 13 hours
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John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online
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unma · 14 hours
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Okay, got to the credits. Game shoulda been longer. IMO my only real criticism is that Buck didn't get slapped for not realizing he was being stupid. That said, props to the game for making me think he was pretty cool (his plan actually made me go "Waow, that's cool." which is a lot for a character I already think is a creep). Stardust is cooler though, and I want Muu to kiss me (like, platonically. Let's be best friends and do best friends things with her)
Wait shit, there's more? Pause post, need to see what happens next.
OH MY GOD STARDUST HAS NINE SIBLINGS. AUNTY NYAN NYAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING. OH MY GOD I NEED A MINUTE
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unma · 14 hours
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Huh. They were being literal when they said Buck stole a kiss.
He shouldn't be blaming her for his own screwup. He literally couldn't learn the meaning of consent, and paid the price for it, and she didn't even do anything. Poor girl's suffering because of some toxic ex who brought his trouble upon himself.
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