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theory 1: baseball curses are real bc look what happened to the cubs and the red sox

theory 2: baseball curses are fake bc no one has ever cursed the yankees

theory 3 (synthesis): no one has successfully cursed the yankees bc they employ a cadre of dark wizards

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mamma, I'm unhappy

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“We’re born alone and we die alone” you were born alone? Your mom wasn’t there?

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I.. feel like I need to go to a ren faire.

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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

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the monster beyond the veil

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daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath

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biblical angels but their true form looks like the patterns in 90s arcade carpets

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This is a link to a suggested list of mods for Dragon Age: Inquisition put together by Corey Brickley. the list is designed to turn DA:I into a shorter, more efficient experience that is story-focused, with minimal waiting and grind. could be useful if trying to play or fit in some replays of DA:I before DA:D. :> [source, two, three]

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our discord unanimously agreed that ratatouille is a mecha and I cried laughing after making this joke

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“Dad to dad” “I’ve been a father before” “I was a dad once” as if the Doctor hasn’t been on a trip to the grocery store to get milk for the past 2000 years

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this is the most evil post on this website im not fucking kidding

#EVIL.