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To: [email protected] Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

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i don't necessarily believe or care if misha collins is ever telling the truth about anything, btw. i AM interested in how far he'll escalate, though, so i continue to pay attention.

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I think an easy way to sum up american domestic architecture is that if you are remodeling and older bathroom you have to watch for razor blades in the walls

#bruh

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recently someone saw my dissected frog tattoo and said “hey ur frog tattoo is really cool but i think it’s open.” i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for weeks. what did she mean by that. does she think i walked into a tattoo shop like hello can i get one normal frog tattoo. and 2 and a half hours later the tattoo artists goes FUCK. it happened again. it’s fucking open. goddamnit

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new photo of uranus

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There was a pool 🏊‍♂️ for skeletens 💀 only.

#vid

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#the dnp icon too #💀 #listen

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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

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*based solely on the medication situation, not your personal ability to survive an apocalypse (because who knows what type of apocalypse it is!)

#i would be fine but only bc everything would be a constant adrenaline situation #self medication ahaaaaa

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the king has returned

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Carry on my wayward son, you'll be balls deep when you're done

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father’s day is funny in my family because my dad is so angry this holiday exists that it’s the one day of the year i am NOT allowed to call him. we are officially estranged for 24 hours a year. wishing him a happy father’s day is a declaration of hostilities.

and like he is a good dad with a good dad, there’s no traumatic backstory to this, he just hates The Man telling him what to do so much that it’s a personal affront that someone decided that anyone is supposed to feel a thing on a specific day or, god forbid, spend their hard earned dollars because shaving commercials tell them to. if a dad did his job right (be a good father who unconditionally loves his kids), his kids should love him 364 days a year but FUCK the 365th day to spite hallmark and gillette specifically and you know what. i respect it.

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adult hood is just

*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*

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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

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