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thinking heinous and villainous thoughts

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wholesome laffy taffy jokes

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No fucking way LMFAO

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BUCK + RANDOM FACTS

+ bonus:

#hes so neurodivergent #911 abc

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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

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agatha agate has a little spot on the top of her head where her fur is white and it’s very thin and the pink of her skin is a little bit visible all the time. turns out she can get sunburnt there

so now she has this stupid hat.

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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

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lucy, you're coming back to us too, right? to me?

#fhjy #fantasy high #d20 #cw gore #cw blood

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WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

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big news from the girl factory! they’re inventing a new kind of girl who is both taller than you and also kinda faggy with it

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_ornl <- orange cat drinking water from his bowl

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The older you get the funnier anon hate gets. Like I do not have time for this I have to figure out what a 1099-K form is.

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you can taste the fucking irony

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Columbia University protest suppression, 4.30.24