unhingedxfemme

[unhingedxfemme]

"Size matters because communication is impor(titty)tant and there should be a compatible communication between the dick and the vagussy"

"It looks like the insanity has burst out from your neurocells to your skin pores from your latest skincare routine and creamed you so you look glistening and beautiful today loca"

"What the fuckitty fuck is psycho-analysing shawty?? Its me stalking their neurocells and dna patterns to understand them (with rizz)"

"April Fools is everyday when you entertain a circus looking like a clown shawty"

"Why say April Fools when you're a clown everyday shawty"

"Ion fuck wit this healing therapy shi, double the trauma and gift it back to them and you should be doing it with negative intentions too because your negative intention + their negative intention = positive intention, yayy I'm making my math teacher proud finally🥹🥹"

"Your tits are small, just like your self esteem. Hold on to them both and try growing them both."

"How are you a people pleaser when you can't say no to offensive hoes but is wildin on the beastiliaty vids and say no to the "skip ad"? I always knew you were fake"

"For the next valentine's day imma gift my crush hershey's pisses🥹🥹"

"Happy birthday shawty??? May the tears you shed this year come from only gagging on dat dingalong🥹🥹🫶🏻"

"I don't know bout dancing in da rain but dancing in da shower with him sounds way romantic to me"

"His favourite subject is math😫😫 he has the pythagorizz"

"Guys who're good at cooking before eating you out like: mmm the vagussy tastes a lil extra spicy today, i guess she had extra gravy in the afternoon"

"Girls who're good at cooking can smell the lies from so far away, maybe that's why your delusionship failed shawty"

"Remind me again how did we end up from the renaissance golden period to "expressing myself" cringetok? "

"Opening up feels like a loud fart I've been holding since so long that I would rather hold it in until i find someone i trust and comfortable with to let it out and accept me the way i am."

"Ah shii i cant gaslight or gatekeep this"

"K, go ahead because that'll frame you for murder. Enjoy your unlimited access to being infamous afterwards."

"Stable? Those are for horses, you cleveland steam licker"

"No peda looks 30, high on meth, skateboarding and gaming till 4:30 and remembering he has school da next day for some reason"

"Everyone will squirt if you cut the right artery shawty"

"Im not delusional, i know your autocorrect corrected it to delicious"

"Nevuh cheat on a girl who girlblogs, she's crazier than the ones with crystals and astrology"

"Is this a fr or ong situation?"