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unhiddenanomalies · 2 years
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YES BUT WE’RE STILL IMPRESSIONABLE SO ITS NOT A GOOD IDEA TO YOU KNOW. put us in government positions surrounded by people with one specific mindset
My new support staff will be joining us on tumbly soon! (。◝‿◜。)
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unhiddenanomalies · 2 years
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THATS NOT BETTER
My new support staff will be joining us on tumbly soon! (。◝‿◜。)
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unhiddenanomalies · 2 years
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youre like 5 and i worry for ur malleable brain
My new support staff will be joining us on tumbly soon! (。◝‿◜。)
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unhiddenanomalies · 2 years
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nothing here is reassuring
My new support staff will be joining us on tumbly soon! (。◝‿◜。)
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unhiddenanomalies · 2 years
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dios mio the child is a bootlicker
"O5s are tyrants" meh meh meh 🙄
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unhiddenanomalies · 2 years
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it better not most of you are batshit
oh god not another one -blogger
Hah, there are quite a few here already, isn’t there? Hopefully this little blog won’t be over-saturating anything.
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unhiddenanomalies · 2 years
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i like your lore very cool 
hello dado hopes ur first week at “banana beach by dado” has been good and u have been doing ur job properly and following the rules and the helping ppl, dado will be now sending the pay check with the lots of money for friend.
woooo we love to see a bad bitch makin bank -friend
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unhiddenanomalies · 2 years
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bad as in awesome not as in evil
hello dado hopes ur first week at “banana beach by dado” has been good and u have been doing ur job properly and following the rules and the helping ppl, dado will be now sending the pay check with the lots of money for friend.
woooo we love to see a bad bitch makin bank -friend
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unhiddenanomalies · 2 years
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hello dado hopes ur first week at “banana beach by dado” has been good and u have been doing ur job properly and following the rules and the helping ppl, dado will be now sending the pay check with the lots of money for friend.
woooo we love to see a bad bitch makin bank -friend
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unhiddenanomalies · 2 years
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i am blowing my whistle at everyone
dadonouncement: banana beach
hello all dado followers dado is proud to announce dado has finished making "banana beach by dado" after seeing a certain image. dado is very proud with the ending product and think u will all enjoy banana beach by dado. it has many features like banana surfing, free bananas to eat and is fun for whole family, plus is free for everyone as well.
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dado has also hired some lovely staff members to keep u safe and make sure ppl are not the violent on dados property . bananaguard (like life guard but banana beach) is: friend from @unhiddenanomalies security guard is: bunnelbee from @clowns-around-towns pls give round of applause to lovely dado staff team. "banana beach by dado" will open this sunday in three portlands, u cannot miss banana beach by dado. be there for grand opening and maybe u meet dado in person idk.
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unhiddenanomalies · 2 years
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awesome! see you then :) -friend
hello dado is in need of help with the something... dado is need to hire some ppl for dado latest greatest business venture: banana beach, if u r want to be the life guard pls contact dado. dado does not need trash pickers as dado already made the tsar roomba do it.
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unhiddenanomalies · 2 years
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where is banana beach though. -friend
hello dado is in need of help with the something... dado is need to hire some ppl for dado latest greatest business venture: banana beach, if u r want to be the life guard pls contact dado. dado does not need trash pickers as dado already made the tsar roomba do it.
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unhiddenanomalies · 2 years
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yea im their friend. ok i wont unless something does happen then im allowed to say i called it... but i wont say anything else if it means getting to be a bananaguard -friend
hello dado is in need of help with the something... dado is need to hire some ppl for dado latest greatest business venture: banana beach, if u r want to be the life guard pls contact dado. dado does not need trash pickers as dado already made the tsar roomba do it.
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unhiddenanomalies · 2 years
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im interested if you’re okay with a work-study sitch -friend
hello dado is in need of help with the something... dado is need to hire some ppl for dado latest greatest business venture: banana beach, if u r want to be the life guard pls contact dado. dado does not need trash pickers as dado already made the tsar roomba do it.
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unhiddenanomalies · 2 years
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i am going to atomize you
DEERIES DO IT BETTER -blogger
DEER College is just as good as our college, there's no need to fight little one.
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unhiddenanomalies · 2 years
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i have friends with big maws -blogger
DEERIES DO IT BETTER -blogger
DEER College is just as good as our college, there's no need to fight little one.
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unhiddenanomalies · 2 years
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LMAO your mascot is a tree this is so sad... -blogger
[footage comes in of a person dancing in a tree mascot costume. They pointed twoards the camera and spoke in a very dull and bored voice]
Hello. Welcome new students to Freedom Uni. My name is Wacky Willows. Our wonderful mascot. If you’re interested in a world beyond the masquerade. Come and join us.
I guess. Whatever.
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