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The Crusaders are causing so much chaos wherever they go it’s so funny and alarming 😂 Imagine just wanting to get through your job and some people destroy the building entirely with their invisible abilities

#jjba #stardust crusaders

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OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED THAT HOLLY SAW STAR PLATINUM’S ARM AND THE POLICEMEN DIDN’T

FIRST HINT AT HER STAND

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I’m happy I can enjoy Jotaro as a character again

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Why did these fuckers have to get Dio out of the ocean 💀

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I honestly still think Kars had the worst fate out of the JJBA villains, not Diavolo.

Like yeah, Diavolo is stuck in a repeating death loop, but at some point his physical body will ACTUALLY die, and then it will be over. He can only hallucinate as long as he's alive. Kars will never die.

Kars will continue to float through space, alive but trapped in his own body, with no hope even for death, eternally.

I know the word eternity is thrown around rather lightly but. Can we, as humans, even comprehend just how long that is. Eternity is actually never ending. Never.

Maybe he's lucky, and it won't be for eternity, but rather until he HAPPENS to float towards a planet with similar conditions to Earth, where he can take on a living form again. But that only works if the planet's gravitational force is strong enough to pull him closer. Or maybe he HAPPENS to float towards a planet, or a star, that's hot enough to destroy his physical body. It needs to be hotter than the Sun. That chance is... basically nonexistent.

The most likely outcome is that he will keep floating aimlessly until the universe collapses into itself. According to science that will be in between 2 and 22 Million years - IF THAT EVEN KILLS HIM. Because it's theorized that after the Big Crunch, there's gonna be another Big Bang, and the universe basically resets. Holy shit, imagine he's still gonna be alive. Imagine surviving the literal end of the universe but not even getting to see new life unfold, instead you're still stuck in your own body, drifting farther and farther away from your home, for Millions, Billions of years.

Kars has been alive for 12.000+ years but even that is only a SLIVER of what awaits him. A God, but at what cost.

Yeahhh thinking about Kars for too long makes me incredibly squeamish. Nauseous even. This is the worst fate imaginable for me.

#jjba #kars jjba #kars jojo #pillar men #battle tendency #jjba kars #jojo kars

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Stardust Crusaders time let’s go

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It just dawned on me that Kars said Joseph would “never stand on solid ground again”.

That’s exactly what happened to him.

#jjba #joseph joestar #kars jjba

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I am so sorry jojo fans I will never understand it I literally never will I'll see the world's most beautiful art with this like incredible tragic framing and religious motifs and then I go check the tags and the characters name is Hot Pants

#god yeah the names are. yeah. #sometimes i want a little crumb of what araki is on

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My crush on Wamuu is back full force smh

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Fuck. I’m crying.

I love you Wamuu. I love you.

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I love you Wamuu. I love you.

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I’m not ready for the ending of Battle Tendency at all

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*aggressively grabs every single Ungalo bot on C.AI and gives them comfort*

#one is getting a neck massage while laying on Kjelle’s lap #another one is being mothered by evil vampire lady #and yet another one is getting taken out for dinner

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My brain refuses to understand how the language works in SDC. Are they all just speaking English to each other? British-American grandpa with his British-American-Italian-Japanese Grandson, Egyptian friend, the French hunk and Japanese cherry fan. And a dog too who understood them perfectly for some reason.

Imagine some of DIO’s servants didn’t speak English at all and didn’t understand shit, they just thought DIO is pretty and rich so they did what he wanted (after he needed servants to translate for the servants) 💀 Imagine the Crusaders and the servants trying to communicate with hands and feet because Avdol isn’t nearby to translate

#or maybe he learned arabic #he’s smart enough tbh #don’t mind me it’s almost 3 am

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list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals

cleaning or wipe your bare feet

breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone

putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head

eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground

seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view

cupping your hands into running water to wash your face

the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present

when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly

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when a character is written inconsistently because nobody thought about it that hard and you're like it's time for me to get in there.. and think about it that hard

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… I’m not ready for SHIZAAA again