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I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING. YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH *THROWS DRINK*
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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
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"I am not depressed, I'm just tired."
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the shadowhunter chronicles meme > 1 / 10 shadowhunters
Jace Herondale
“Enormous?” said Jace. “Did you just call me fat?”
“It was an analogy.”
“I am not fat.”
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Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood.
Would you ever really want to see an angel?
Thomas Daggett, The Prophecy (via arial86)
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Alec: Where's Magnus??!
Alec: Well desperate times comes for desperate measures.
(Motioning to Jace)
Jace: (Cups hands and shouts)
We could parabatai tra-
Magnus: (Storms through door, jealous)
WARLOCK TRACKING IS STRONGER!!
Alec: ... Found him.
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