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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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The only good thing staff added recently

Mutuals we are doing this

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i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me

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i cant stop thinking of the gif of the kiwi jumping around its so funny the way that thing moves like gravity doesn’t care about it it just prances wildly and freely it falls over but it doesn’t care it just keeps moving and having fun and just keeps hopping and the party never stops it’s legitimately one of my favorite pieces of media on the internet the joy it brings me is unbridled

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"The Stoppables"

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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pic goes hard. feel free to reblog

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guess who had a first try with the pottery wheel

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Customer: I AM DOING A RESEARCH ON CHIA SEEDS SO I WANT TO PROMOTE IT DMV: EAT Verdict: ACCEPTED

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Wouldst thou like to live above averagely

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oh toph you will always be iconic